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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 32 Lines

HandJob Alias (60%) WINNER

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: New Jersey, United States

thewhitegirl (40%)

Exclusive Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Fitchburg, Massachusetts, United States

HandJob Alias

   



 Robbing your cordless; Probably cause you robbing the audience wit all of your 
annoyingly inept lower-deck performances; 
    Tormenting the unfortunate foster kids by forcing these utterly morbid audible clips of your voice recorded over Boy Georges JitterBug hit; shit sounds more goreish then porkloining a slaughtered stewardess for refusing to reward these orphanded kids wit morsel chips after she lured em over the border wit kilos stored in each of their oraphases!    //
    Fore-warnin to all forty-four of your adoring morman daughters for if one of them whores get reported orderin Fathers new snuff audio-porn they all join the fun of fornicating a torque-wrench and Dewalt cordless buzz-saw; cause thats the proper fuckin warning these sluts call for//   
    Four in the morning; storm moving forward to swarm in, towards him, cause that’s the time I’m stormin in your enormous Kenmore card-board fortress; fortified by all sorts of the pointless HandJob forum posts you been hoarding;  and boy dont think i aint notice you properly storing ur recorded quotes of "importance" for more or less front porch steps below all your audio losses lined across it forming an abnormally long awning; Dudes own drawing "boxed in" in the corner of his "foyer" is formally called "A'bout to Boot or die of Boredom"  a gorgeous portrait of a NOBLE LB BOSSMAN in a lawnchair yawning and contemplating endin it all by by a LetsBeef swordsmen/ 
   Poorer than pooer so poor on his floor was a  notice from a lawyer warnin forfeiture for owing another few more months overdue on his homless mortgage?!/ 
   Go screw askin me for quarter or employment this warmonger be force-feedin you a formal four course feast of morbid war mortars of course not before four portions of my chloroform aperitif// Hows that for cordial decorum/                                    punchy enough ya fuckin cunty foreskin

thewhitegirl

This is my first rap so I hope it's okay
How does it feel to know that a 15 year old girl is blowing you away
You sound like a virgin, have you ever fucked a chick?
Nah I take that back it's obvious you like dick. 
Don't fuck with me bitch I am a threat
I will get more action than you ever will get
Just because your vocabulary is extensive, it doesn't change that you suck
Battle with me it's an omen, bitch you've got bad luck.
You're all over the place when you spit, it's a chaotic mess
My way with words will leave you in distress
I will start a fire, slash your tires,
then come after you like Michael Myers. 
You think you're a beast and you think you're bad?
After I wreck ya your crew will be glad. 
Is this good or does this suck, I honestly don't care.
God isn't here to answer your prayer. 
Your rap has no flow, you use big words to sound intelligent. 
What I'm telling you is you're not even relevant. 
I am the main event,
you misrepresent,
you probably still live with your mom and don't even pay rent.
I can use big words too like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,
when you disappear it will be like a scene out of Hocus Pokus.
You probably sat there taking forever to write,
my rhymes knock you out, like bitch goodnight. 
"HandJob" Honey please nobody wants to go near your disease infested cock, My words are so ill it gives you a brain block.
If I was you I would be ashamed, 
when you were born they should've thrown you out, you shouldn't even be named.
I'll probably lose because nobody wants to admit a girl first timer could win,
By the way I hope your boyfriend has fun getting the spit off your chin.

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Battle started: October 22^nd 2013 at 16:29
Challenger joined: October 23^rd 2013 at 02:09

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2013-10-23 02:09:26).

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HandJob Alias Basic Member	hey whitz gets this cause it was glitched from earlier his never posted and mine got glitched right whitz ya bitch? sorry it just rhymed Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-22 16:36:05
HandJob Alias Basic Member	nevermind hes out... Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-22 19:02:50
Proctologist <Agent>	I see your doing your thing alias I would battle u but not a 32 lol peace Voted: HandJob Alias / thewhitegirl Posted on: 2013-10-22 19:06:01
HandJob Alias Basic Member	i had it lined in the cypher block cause it was open..its 16 in that block and 24 or so in the battle block...hope alls good proc...anyone wants to accept the battle its open, Whitz is out...aight keepin the comment section clean for votes Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-22 19:11:13
ElicitE Basic Member	this has a really good flow too it, good rap! Voted: HandJob Alias / thewhitegirl Posted on: 2013-10-22 19:25:55
thewhitegirl Exclusive Member	Damn, I must really suck. Eh, I tried. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-23 02:25:44
HIGHpothasis	... Awwww so Cute!! Voted: HandJob Alias / thewhitegirl Posted on: 2013-10-23 02:30:20
HandJob Alias Basic Member	ur in fitchburg huh/....only aboutt an hour from ol amerest huh doll? its nicer area right? not alot of cliques or nutin...nice to meet cha,... Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-23 02:41:50
thewhitegirl Exclusive Member	Fitchburg sucks. Well it depends what part your in. Some parts are okay but other parts are horrible. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-23 02:45:08
HandJob Alias Basic Member	get to bed so late on a schoolnite doll, and stay away from all the drugs, money and cliques and date the football player not the dopeboy cause they are immature...no more comments on the side leave it for voting Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-23 03:18:45
ElicitE Basic Member	I voted for whitegirl cause firslty its her first rap and it was pretty dope and secondly cause shes a girl, but handjob was aiiight ! Voted: HandJob Alias / thewhitegirl Posted on: 2013-10-23 06:22:44
HandJob Alias Basic Member	i dont understand what goes on in the battle-field...who's in control of the children guys? Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-23 06:32:06
Nephes Exclusive Member	nice homie..... yo,, HANDJOB ALIAS send me a battle... not 8 a bit longer cause i like ya worplay.. peace Voted: HandJob Alias / thewhitegirl Posted on: 2013-10-23 09:19:20
HandJob Alias Basic Member	huh? y do people always yell commands for me to send them numbers? thanks for the compliment nephes bb the way, all i got is half a flow and a killer smile Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-23 11:25:59
Mokane <GS>	theWhitegal killed it,...that's my Girlfriend!! YEAAH HOOOO...YAAAHOOOO... that's my Girlfriend u guys!! lmao..U won baby.!! Vote for me as well babe. Voted: HandJob Alias / thewhitegirl Posted on: 2013-10-23 11:36:39
WHITZ <....> Track Champion	Whitz is out.. Ima send you a new 32 since the last got glitched out.. getchya bars ready Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-23 19:30:04
DisChick Basic Member	White girl has my vote cause damn, for a first timer that was pretty good. Gb overall tho Voted: HandJob Alias / thewhitegirl Posted on: 2013-10-23 21:13:45
HandJob Alias Basic Member	it wasnt a 15yo chick that wrote that and its not good even for a first time...u children Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-23 21:26:12
PrincessClaire Basic Member	sister was sniped :( Voted: HandJob Alias / thewhitegirl Posted on: 2013-10-24 03:20:17
HandJob Alias Basic Member	how was she sniped i opened haha y do i but into this Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-24 03:34:46
thewhitegirl Exclusive Member	Actually I am 15. Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-25 20:21:56
CaptainBeale Basic Member	no h8 Voted: HandJob Alias / thewhitegirl Posted on: 2013-10-26 19:56:01
RapidZ Basic Member	gb Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-26 22:44:44
Proctologist <Agent>	whitegirl did good but alias got this no hate fv Voted: HandJob Alias / thewhitegirl Posted on: 2013-10-27 16:57:33
MrIBELIEVEinGOD Basic Member	"I will get more action than you ever will get" Should have named youself thewhitewhore....... .... Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-27 21:22:36
NoT Exclusive Member	Why's everyone giving it thewhitegirl just because she's a girl nah easy vote Voted: HandJob Alias / thewhitegirl Posted on: 2013-10-27 21:49:25


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