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Length: 16 Lines

Looney Shroomz (67%) WINNER

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Crew: ~Ambidextrous Assassin Agency~

Reppin: Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

HandJob Alias (33%)

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Reppin: New Jersey, United States

Looney Shroomz

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This is a show of flow, none of the homo shit like watching paint dry on grass that grows slow, no capital letters to show, shoot you accidentally like they did on The Crow, If I'm a buck your a doe, if you a cube I'm da snow, you burnt skin with no aloe, I set fire to you bro. Fuck an Asian slut called Cho, gave me sideways throw, elevate the metal levels in your throat, metaphors stay out the door this aint a joke, one syllable for 16 do not choke, I won't, time to step up bloke, snort some blow and suck on joints til the sun gos, no hate in this rap just as vast as the cosmos, sit back and enjoy whilst sipping a 40 looking comatosed, this is how rap looks when the other shit don't overdose, feels smooth and no one else can even come close, its like you be hearing it crystal from the stereo, hysteria criteria fly near ya and rep ghetto, blood pouring on the floor no more your shit I could ignore amigo, throwing cunts twice my size like Mysterio with a bigger ego, so these bars lifting 16 shouldn't be hard yo, didn't even dis hard or set up multis like trios,                                                                                                                         hahaha (you don't have to stick to one syllable)

HandJob Alias

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Continuoous keystoke collegietely keynote each legion when its freezin tryin leave wit  this peacoat/ beleive in the pepole with reason to keep close enemies we leave to bleed fill our seeds fill wit pure evil; medium keel; stadium field; crazyness feels like pay me 80 some mil;  saving bond pack to the gil, back to the real , back to the future if the libyans dont shoot ya delorean wheels squeel/WHERE WE ARE GOIN SHROOMZ, WE DONT NEED ROADS! Rocket to  the moon job in the pocket of a Shrooma dune bug, huge hug after viewin the lunar poo cup for two months was too much "FOR ME TO POOP ON!" NO triumph wit this free-stroke, eyed up a couple people that claim regal real skill but id penetrate even there steel feel wit my brand of freestyle/dope sick in space gross when diareahha floats in you face/need a heroin fix, daredevil wit a devilish bitch start a terrible glitch that ll level the entire settlement of every one meddlin in everyones else intelligent space/get the hell up out my face, get an elephant wasted hasty pacing in a famous magicians basement crate be adjaccent to kevin bacons palacial estate in Craceland/wait man wong bacon makin statements about the heavyweight BacKing, highBeef franks from Nathans, u pasty hatiain

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Battle started: October 22^nd 2013 at 14:21
Challenger joined: October 24^th 2013 at 04:58

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2013-10-24 04:58:51).

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HandJob Alias Basic Member	hahah that was mad fun man...never did an actual freestyle wit my fingers besides fingerbangin ur mothers dog yesteday? is that insulting you o I? haah thanks cannon Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-24 05:01:52
Looney Shroomz <Agent> Basic Member	Sick fucking comeback man! Do it again sometime Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-24 06:51:06
HandJob Alias Basic Member	no that wasnt...its sloppy as hell and doesnt make sense really...but authentic keystrioke free...u sassin me boy? Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-24 06:52:42
HandJob Alias Basic Member	just jottin keys sseein where it took me, no battle just fun Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-24 12:08:18
Jizzy85 Basic Member	GSG! Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-24 18:23:31
basic training <1DR> Exclusive Member	ok Voted: Looney Shroomz / HandJob Alias Posted on: 2013-10-27 06:45:45
Ultra Chef <Agent> Basic Member	fv Voted: Looney Shroomz / HandJob Alias Posted on: 2013-10-28 15:11:26
TAKTIK909 <BZS>	dope Voted: Looney Shroomz / HandJob Alias Posted on: 2013-10-28 19:34:32
Yung Bukakke Basic Member	MMRRRAAAUUGHHHH Voted: Looney Shroomz / HandJob Alias Posted on: 2013-10-28 20:30:11


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