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Length: 32 Lines

HandJob Alias

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: New Jersey, United States

WHITZ

Track Champion

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: THE GOAT

Reppin: Fort McMurray, Alberta, Canada

HandJob Alias

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 Robbing your cordless; Probably cause you robbing the audience wit all of your 
annoyingly inept lower-deck performances; 
    Tormenting the unfortunate foster kids by forcing these utterly morbid audible clips of your voice recorded over Boy Georges JitterBug hit; shit sounds more goreish then porkloining a slaughtered stewardess for refusing to reward these orphanded kids wit morsel chips after she lured em over the border wit kilos stored in each of their oraphases!    //
    Fore-warnin to all forty-four of your adoring morman daughters for if one of them whores get reported orderin Fathers new snuff audio-porn they all join the fun of fornicating a torque-wrench and Dewalt cordless buzz-saw; cause thats the proper fuckin warning these sluts call for//   
    Four in the morning; storm moving forward to swarm in, towards him, cause that’s the time I’m stormin in your enormous Kenmore card-board fortress; fortified by all sorts of the pointless HandJob forum posts you been hoarding;  and boy dont think i aint notice you properly storing ur recorded quotes of "importance" for more or less front porch steps below all your audio losses lined across it forming an abnormally long awning; Dudes own drawing "boxed in" in the corner of his "foyer" is formally called "A'bout to Boot or die of Boredom"  a gorgeous portrait of a NOBLE LB BOSSMAN in a lawnchair yawning and contemplating endin it all by by a LetsBeef swordsmen/ 
   Poorer than pooer so poor on his floor was a  notice from a lawyer warnin forfeiture for owing another few more months overdue on his homless mortgage?!/ 
   Go screw askin me for quarter or employment this warmonger be force-feedin you a formal four course feast of morbid war mortars of course not before four portions of my chloroform aperitif// Hows that for cordial decorum/                                    punchy enough ya fuckin cunty foreskin

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Battle started: October 22^nd 2013 at 12:43
Challenger joined: December 31^st 1969 at 19:00

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HandJob Alias Basic Member	thanks shroom/unfortunatly flow loses to hammers Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-22 13:32:55
HandJob Alias Basic Member	haha i like that but nah gotta have some punch depth here too..i respect the battle game, just not big fan of the structure, but its fun regardless Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-22 14:34:24
WHITZ <....> Track Champion	Second 32 bars I worked on that disappeared.. wtf Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-22 14:39:29


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