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Length: 16 Lines

HandJob Alias (67%) WINNER

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Reppin: New Jersey, United States

MCSpinz (33%)

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Reppin: Clovis, New Mexico, United States

HandJob Alias

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Yous a Pistol wit no grip/frostbit nose wit no drip/ IB-pro wit no fen/fan(irritable bowel) /Totem Poles git to big/duds you throw imploding/Foreskin folds shows no dick/ Forcing clothes feminie fit/ MobileHome garbage lived so your homes motor drips/ Downsyndrome how u spit / Autistic flow don't hear shit /broken-toes when step in / broken poles enterin /in swollen holes temptin-men /emptied loads anti-semen-it /Morals opposed by no sin/ Border-patrol no entra en/ bankroll low quarter-rollin/     flow movin toward your colon/matter of fact i - activated ass-blasting actions as it attacks wit such a blasphmemous passion battle-raping all your asinne tactics so deep packed back in your cavern im goin bat-shit like parents of fat-kids doin back-flips at a 1-800 mattress fallin bakwards into caskets which happends so hazardous to match exact package of a smack addict broke-back Heath character actor but sad fact this cat aint acting you junkie faggot/ dicks are for, oh yeah for this crackhead bastard, grab it.

MCSpinz

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whoa bro slow down and actually rhyme/ this shit you present to the public is a federal crime/ you had best leave now or you can do the time. 
my skills are for real/ to the public they appeal/ in the end to me you will neal/ any girl you ever get i will surely steal. you redefine rap motherfucking dude/ your a Retard Attempting Poetry and it just comes out rude. soon enough the king of the rap i will be crowned/ at the sight of your shitty ass fucking lifestyle the whole world frowned. I'm an arm punching through a wall so hard the arms cathing on fire/ your a stupid preschool dropout reject no one will hire. look at your life bitch do you like what you see/ I'll tell you right here and right now, you never should have fucked with me. when I drop a verse mofo's crop like flies/ I do it because it pleases me to hear sorrowful cries. you may call me cruel/ shut up, at least I ain't a tool/ your lame ass raps ain't never gonna be cool/ I rock the world and all those in it and you just sit by and drool/ do the world a favor and go drown in a pool. I don't have swag cause swag has me/ all I have said today is very plain to see. fuck off bitch/ your giving me an itch.

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Battle started: October 9^th 2013 at 20:00
Challenger joined: October 9^th 2013 at 20:26

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2013-10-09 20:26:57).

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The winner I chose had more material that I liked, but the loser had my favorite line of the battle midway through the verse. Posted on: 2013-10-12 19:49:14

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HandJob Alias Basic Member	not too hard to get intertwined in the mess up there so have at it Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-09 20:14:45
HandJob Alias Basic Member	"your lame ass raps are never goin to be cool" - MCSPINZ now my shit was not that clever and sorta nursery, but i got out mother goosed on that..fun regardless, nice rip mcspinz Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-09 20:48:29
MCSpinz Basic Member	you two, you ain't that bad, should we cross paths again on the battle field of rap i will kick your ass though, but tell then, nice job Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-09 20:56:06
HandJob Alias Basic Member	eh i didnt really like mine...i need to work the format and get into the more structured battle outline wit big setups for punchs...thats where the votes are in...fun thoug...check out my chyphers open and jump in if ya want mc Comment Only Posted on: 2013-10-09 20:59:06
Joe MuGGz <CHALKLINED> Live Battler	my winner was getting kinda saucy here.. For both... with some work on structure and cappin.. how to optimize his schemes.. and lay off the gay-ish theme.. could be nice.. fv in. Can I see a rematch? Voted: HandJob Alias / MCSpinz Posted on: 2013-10-10 08:45:46
Graveyard_Dboy Basic Member	fv, both need work but we all still here in this site battling for fun so who dont? lol GB for real for real Voted: HandJob Alias / MCSpinz Posted on: 2013-10-11 01:32:19
Evit Cartta Basic Member	I chose my winner purely off his next level style. When it comes to rap I feel like a lot of people need to step away from the AB rap schemes and step their game up, not to say my loser didn't bring it, just that I feel like my loser needs to get to that drawing board and work to improve because I see potential. FV Voted: HandJob Alias / MCSpinz Posted on: 2013-10-11 03:59:40


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