COFFIN DODGER vs True Zeus - Text Rap Battle - Battle Rap and Rap Battles at LetsBeef.com

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Length: 8 Lines

COFFIN DODGER (44%)

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Reppin: Bristol, England, United Kingdom

True Zeus (56%) WINNER

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COFFIN DODGER

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HEY ZEUS ! your no GOD TO ME - you GREEKS parted CHEEKS and invented sumfin called SODDOMY ! you tried it once and HUNGERED FOR MORE , put an ADD in a MAG and found three HUNDRED (300) AT YA DOOR with their weapons ready to MAKE YA ASS SORE ! now i KNOW YA NEROTIC , all those spartans were HOMO EROTIC , all those MEN N BOYS - MAKIN NOISE til ya SCREAMED as they CREAMED and shouted OH STOP IT !  anyway , this TROY wont FALL  to this GREEK BOY , the bearded GEEK BOY wont get in  my' BACK HALL' , so believe me Y'ALL , if you know the greeks are coming KEEP YA BACKS TO THE WALL !

True Zeus

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Every time I smash ass I got you on my MIND. STEVEVENOM, I was IN ‘EM, and I wasn’t KIND. I broke a HIP, heard a RIP, call it bump and GRIND.  So even up against a wall, ill hit it from BEHIND. And don’t talk shit, you were beggin for MORE. Wait, no, that was your bitch, she a nasty WHORE. She likes it ROUGH, getting STUFFED, getting fucked on the FLOOR. She want it MUDDY; getting BLOODY, BUDDY sluts GALORE. Don’t diss my name, thats where I hold my PRIDE. Im ZEUS, I fuck CABOOSE, getting puss on the SIDE.  When u HEAL IT, ima STEAL IT, hoppin back on the RIDE.  WEAR IT OUT, TEAR IT OUT, once I get INSIDE.

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Battle started: October 2^nd 2012 at 18:37
Challenger joined: October 13^th 2012 at 20:21

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2012-10-13 20:21:26).

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COFFIN DODGER	at last a reply , did it take u 11 days to think of 8 lines ? glad i didnt send a 16 lol, Comment Only Posted on: 2012-10-13 21:24:03
COFFIN DODGER	anway good batlle zeus , both done some unny shit , gb Comment Only Posted on: 2012-10-13 21:32:44
Aggo <AC's> One Bar Champion Tag Team Champion	This is rediculous, Venom basically calls zeusgay, and Zeus goes, "no, super gay" and proceeds to say that he thinks about steve everytime hes bee effin some dude and that he can get you from behind even with your back to the wall. I fuckin, kind of respected it too. Shit guys, im still laughing. Voted: COFFIN DODGER / True Zeus Posted on: 2012-10-13 21:36:05
COFFIN DODGER	yeah was fun shit this one .... Comment Only Posted on: 2012-10-13 21:38:20
True Zeus Basic Member	hell yeah. tell ya friends! Comment Only Posted on: 2012-10-13 23:47:48
NOBLE <FITTEST> Staff Hall Of Famer	stevevenom, I wasn't feeling your approach. You more so dissed ancient Greeks than you did your opponent. I understand his name is Zeus and you were going off of that, but he lives in Oak Island North Carolina and your bars didn't seem relevant. True Zeus, the first part of your verse was pretty gay. No one wants to read about you fucking a dude's ass. I'll give you props for trying to add internal rhyme schemes, but some metaphors and wordplay would have also been nice. Also, try to avoid one syllable rhymes. Overall, this battle was unimpressive. I felt stevevenom showed an ability to link concepts, but he needs to figure out the right approach to make more relevant hits. True Zeus threw more direct jabs, but he needs to avoid the gay inuendos and work on some other aspects. Fair is tossed. Voted: COFFIN DODGER / True Zeus Posted on: 2012-10-14 11:28:30
ILLoKWENT <DGAF> Hall Of Famer LBT Legend Concept Champion	felt one had a bit better disses pertaining to his name, but both lacked concepts/ similes.. fairs in Voted: COFFIN DODGER / True Zeus Posted on: 2012-10-15 03:05:09
Weirdoe Basic Member	fv Voted: COFFIN DODGER / True Zeus Posted on: 2012-10-16 00:04:27
KID MAX <TDR> Basic Member	gb Voted: COFFIN DODGER / True Zeus Posted on: 2012-10-17 15:58:13
MissWhiteGirl <OVERTIME> Basic Member	Lauhging my ass off. Voted: COFFIN DODGER / True Zeus Posted on: 2012-10-17 22:48:00


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