Lightsabers vs EMCEEKILLER - Text Rap Battle - Battle Rap and Rap Battles at LetsBeef.com

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When I SHOOT N I BURST.. I'll put TWO IN THIS JERK and SCORCH YOU!! You WARNED WHO? What you USIN TUh SQUIRT (fuck it..) I'll put "U" in the "dirt" like a HORSESHOE!! Where yuh MOM'S AT? (there she is..) Tell her to OPEN HER JAWS!! if she wanna BRAW shit.. i'll throw that HOE in the LAWN, and then i'll DRAW BACK, quick & blow her BRAINS in the grass and I'm not talkin "long pass" but i will THROW HER DA "BOMB"!! (my dick) I don't need a "swimming pool" to GET YOUR SHIT WET because you're "easy to kill" like an INJURED INSECT!!
I'll play "James" with the scope while you "BOND" WITH YOUR FRIENDS i'll make you suck yuh friend's pipe & let you SWALLOW THE JIZZ (eww) while i'm POUNDIN YUH WIFE on the BED MAT FOO/ He'll be goin "down on the pipe" like that RED HAT DUDE!! (Mario) shit, don't get me conFUSED i'll let the LEAD CLAP TOO.. I'll "blow em sky high" like a JET FIGHTER PLANE!! You FLYER MAyNE? (I doubt it..) shit you'll dePART from EXISTENCE/ I'll have you "missin yuh top" like BART from the SIMPSONS!! (lol) you scared to eat pussy so you STARViN-N-SHIT, BITCH? His TARGET iS KID'S DICKS and my target is him so I HAVE-TUh-SHOOT-EM, i'll have Jack The Ripper DRAG-Um-N-DO EM since he's MASSIVELY FRUITY... He was never the "aggressive" type/ he watches PASSIONATE MOVIES this bitches "jaws stay wide open" like SHAGGY N SCOOBY'S!! I looked at his death *photo* and i'm like DUDE.. CAN'T LIE.. I left his *face* "red in the picture/pitcher" like the KOOL-AID GUY!! He's SOFT IN HEART ; he keeps TALKiN HARSH like he shoots 'people' but he would NEVER BUST NONE shit, he wouldn't even kill "Bugz" with ELMER FUDD'S GUN!! (Bugs Bunny) i seen his eyes water cuz my SEMI ASSORTMENT/ i'll gladly kill this "cry baby" like a FRIENDLY ABORTION!! You can step or 'try, maybe' but here's your ENEMY'S WARNIN' .. you will die but won't revive cuz you aint KENNY McCORMICK!! (from South Park) Step passed ENEMY LINES then i'm BLOWING PAIRS of AK'S ..hold on, calm down.. this HO NEEDS AIR!! He claims his lines are great and HOMIE SWEARS (pssh..) He wouldn't be a "Grizzly -with- rhymes" -with- YOGI BEAR!! You aint PHASIN ME you MARK!! Cuz once I CLAP WITH THE PIPE I'll leave you "hangin in the dark" like a BAT IN THE NIGHT!! You'll be "restin in the trunk" like SPARE TIREz when FLARES FIRE!! You wouldn't put a "stop to death" if you had MCNAIR WIRED!! (r.i.p steve)
He plans to Aquire his -goal- to STOP ME, BUT He wouldn't "reach that goal" with a HOCKY PUCK!! i'll fuck his hoe "ass in the air" like a HOCKEY'S BUTT, I asked fanz about him and they said "GOD HE SUCKS!!" The only time he "raises arms" is at a LIL WAYNE CONCERT!! This GROUPIE DUDE is TOO timid to let them aK SHOTz BURST cuz when my 'clan moves' toward him.. they will DAMAGE this ROOKIE!! Shit, this bitch'll get "ran through" like AMBER ROSE's PUSSY!! You cant "see" or "change" me.. even if you CONVERTEd your RESOLUTION/ I "blast toyz/blastoise" like SQUIRTLE'S EVOLUTION you GET IT DOOFUS?! (Pokemon) But fuck POPPiN THINGS.. I'd rather CHOP THE BEEF with the blades-in-hand and "cut" this geek like the WEAKEST LINk on COLLEGE TEAMS, face it fam..
I'll leave you "dumped in the ocean" now that's a BODY of WATER and while you're drownin-in-anguish i'll go and HOMI YUh FATHER!! Don't play "Power, Ranger" i'll *MIGHTY* MORPHiN YOU with switch blades and hack saws to FORCE IN YOU!! He got Wack rhymes.. and SHORTY KNOW and since he's fruity with BORING FLOWS i have every right to say this nigga "sucks" like *WOMEN* in the GLORY HOLE!! (haha) Yo.. When I BREAK YUh SPINE then AIM THE NINE (load up)
I'll put "two in his neck" like THE FRANKENSTEIN!! this fag be lookin at guys sayin "AINT HE FINE?" he be starin at the cock claimin he got a LAZY EYE!! (lmao)So i tossed this kid a salad and he BARFED all over it cuz he only "eats meat" yall he's CARNIVOROUS!! I figured this "fruity fuck" would love salads.. (guess not) Anyway.. ForGET THIS HOE/ I'll aim the "rocket" at his "feet" now I call that a MISSEL TOE!! (kiss yo ass goodbye) Yeah.. it's SICKENIN, YO.. but i don't CARE what you SAYS.. you aint Simon mothafucka I will TEAR YOU WITH LEAD!! And the silly thing is.. yall comPARE me to him? Shit, he wouldn't be "over I/eye" if he was HAIR ON MY HEAD!! You Hot-headed? Cool it BRO!! Before i let this 'Bullet go' into you SLOW and let ya top "hang low" like when MULLETS GROW!! You Good? (lmao) who you FOOLIN, YO? STOP CONFUSiN or else I'll leave you "full of holes/hoez" in the 'street' like PROSTITUTION!! if you don't "plead the fif" then i'll CLAP THE FIF and leave you "crunched in a sack" like a BAG OF CHIPz!! Why you hatin dummy? i don't start beef i finish it--my GLOCKS'LL EAT YA & since you claim you "money" i'll put "cheese in a box" like a SAUSAGE PIZZA!! You wack dawg.. with FAGGOT BARzz quit ACTIN HARD/ the only time you "blazed the chrome" is when you CRASHED YA CAR!! #uKno! GOON$QUAD Representer!!

EMCEEKILLER

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you say you're gonna kill me? well your lyrics are gay, so i bet you wanna feel me.





























































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Battle started: November 13^th 2011 at 02:15
Challenger joined: November 13^th 2011 at 02:32

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2011-11-13 02:32:08).

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Lightsabers Basic Member	Yeah.. it's SICKENIN, YO.. but i don't CARE what you SAYS.. you aint Simon mothafucka I will TEAR YOU TUh SHREDzz!! And the silly thing is.. yall comPARE me to him? Shit, he wouldn't be "over I/eye" if he was HAIR ON MY HEAD!! Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 02:26:28
EMCEEKILLER Basic Member	Please, don't ban me for this. Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 02:32:56
Eye G <GZUP> Basic Member	...:::Fair'z in:::... Voted: Lightsabers / EMCEEKILLER Posted on: 2011-11-13 03:44:56
Lightsabers Basic Member	fag Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 04:37:52
Lightsabers Basic Member	lol @EMCEEKILLER: you are silly. Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 05:04:48
Phoenix	LOLOL EMCEE YOU IDIOT... Voted: Lightsabers / EMCEEKILLER Posted on: 2011-11-13 11:19:27
ViTRiOL <DGAF> Scheme Champion	Ban the faggot. Man, Zakwon, you on coke and steroids or something bruh? Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-13 11:40:05
Phoenix	LOLOL I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS "PLEASE,don't ban me for this " LOLOL fag next time dont do this lol Voted: Lightsabers / EMCEEKILLER Posted on: 2011-11-13 13:21:30
MaCc Da G0D <APECS>	WHOOOOOOAAAH!!!!! NICEEEEEE!!! Voted: Lightsabers / EMCEEKILLER Posted on: 2011-11-16 08:32:22
Unleash the Beast Basic Member	Emcee you funny dawg lol Comment Only Posted on: 2012-07-21 19:55:44


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