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Your Real Dad (67%) WINNER

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Reppin: Lee City, Kentucky, United States

Waxximus (33%)

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Reppin: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Your Real Dad

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I'M YOUR REAL DAD, AND YOUR NOTHING BUT A RETARD/ I WISH I NEVER HAD YOU, YOU ACT BUT NEVER BE HARD/ YOU GOT A LITTLE PENIS, YOUR GIRL TOLD ME.. MINE WAS A YARD/ AND OFF OF THIS WEBSITE, YOU SEWING WITH YOUR GRANDMAS YARN/ I WAS BORN IN THE HOOD, YOU WAS BORN IN A YARD/ YOU ARE BROKE AND FUCKING HOMELESS, I KNOW THAT YOU STARVE/ YOUR DATING A GAY GUY, WITH A BADGE.. HE'S A SARGE/ YOU SAY YOUR RHYMES ARE FAT? BUT THEY ARE FAR FROM BEING LARGE/ I WILL BREAK ALL YOUR BONES TO PEICES, DRAG YOU TO ME CAR/ CHOP YOUR BODY UP/ STASH IT.. BEHIND A TREE IN THE PARK/ I GOT MORE FLOW THAN A WATER PLACE, YOU CAN CALL ME " NOAHS ARC"/ IMMA PIMP SLAP THIS LIL BITCH/ SIT ON HIS FACE AND FART/ HE'S NOTHING BUT A LOSER, BUT CLAIM HE GOT HEART/ DUDE IS FUCKING SOFT, BUT HE ACT LIKE HE HARD/ HE'S ONLY FAMOUS IN HIS ANUS, HE'S JUST A GAY MOVIE STAR!!!  he he

Waxximus

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Dear bitchass,
Son, don't get it TWISTED, I would be your real Dad if I JIZZED your mom's cunt instead of PISSED IN IT/
"hey man, that's 'weird shit'" 
*psh* that's not even bad...
... only if you knew where we DID IT; i ripped thru that pussy like she need SEVENTEEN STITCHESSSS//
So i PUT-IT-IN-HER, SMO-KIN-ON-SWISHERS, TAKE-A-FEW-PICTURES so you know I DICKED-HER//
you'll see 'em an WALLOW IN SORROW! 
but just so you know YOU'RE THE NUT THAT YOUR MOM SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED//

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Battle started: November 25^th 2010 at 22:31
Challenger joined: November 25^th 2010 at 22:55

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2010-11-25 22:55:16).

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Your Real Dad Basic Member	cmon and get ate up like turkey dinner! he he Comment Only Posted on: 2010-11-25 22:33:17
Waxximus	-signed the person who would be "YOUR DAD" if the fuckin dog didn't beat me upstairs... Comment Only Posted on: 2010-11-25 22:57:30
Waxximus	but for real no hate homes Comment Only Posted on: 2010-11-25 23:25:25
EpiphanyReached Basic Member	fair is in, no hate, just one filled there bars up. vote back on my recents Voted: Your Real Dad / Waxximus Posted on: 2010-11-25 23:25:52
Your Real Dad Basic Member	^ they call your ass wax, cause you got no hair on your balls/ plus i heard you got the clap, plus your gay in the closet! Comment Only Posted on: 2010-11-26 00:20:07
StepTo- <LBE> Basic Member	fv Voted: Your Real Dad / Waxximus Posted on: 2010-11-26 02:30:32
Waxximus	im famous in my anus? soooome people... Comment Only Posted on: 2010-11-27 13:40:08
Prose_	gb. vb. Voted: Your Real Dad / Waxximus Posted on: 2010-11-27 13:44:33


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