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_SIR_ (100%) WINNER

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Reppin: Atlanta, Georgia, United States

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_SIR_

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you think you can "LINGO A SPIT?" HARDLY, cuz you'll get "Killed By This GRINGO!" YA SHIT SORRY and like before i'll come "Kill DINGO DE CITARSE!"(Spanish For Quotable) so you stupid "Mexican", YOU KNOW IT TRUE! you're the type i know TO GO SIT THROUGH "Stealing Green Cards", you still wonder why i don't play "UNO WIT' YOU!?!?"(Damn! Think) now listen! i know YOU ALL BEEN SHIT and right now i wanna see whose TRUE "CALLIN' IT!" cuz you "Knock Balls Around" like the "QUE BALL/Q BAWL WHEN HIT!" cuz this dude is "Official Shit" get him the "REAL TERDS STAMP!" he "Lost His Virginity In Boyscouts" cuz those "ILL NERDS CAMP" and like before, they "Knock Balls Around" like the "BILLIARDS CHAMP!!!" haha... this dude "Isn't Real", he'll never "EARN THE RING!" and how can you expect him to TURN G THING? cuz he ain't got "Validation", there goes hope of being "TOURNY KING!"(Gonna Be Expo'd) ok so "Q Stand For Queer?" no wonder he's "CHASIN' DAMN MEN!" but this dude'll say: "Grace" when he's "TASTIN' ANTHEM" but now really, "Validation?" you couldn't "Slay JASON AND HIM!?!?" so you can just pretend to RHYME N' SCOWL cuz even i beat "V On The Neck" but you can keep "TRYIN' OWL!" cuz i'm like: "Hooo/Who?" maybe, just maybe, "SIMON COWEL!?" so it'll be like one of "AMERICAN IDOL'S FACTs!" and now you're the "FAIR MINION PSYCOS LACK?" no wonder you "Grab Children!" damn it you're "Out Of A Job, And Better Be AWARE AGAIN, MICHAEL'S BACK!!!" you "Better Make Me Happy" without THAT TOY AND no, "That's Not A Gun In My Pocket" but i'm a "GAT JOY FAN!" and honey, do you really wanna be with a "FRAT BOY!? DAMN!" oh my god! what a "Prostitue" and in another way this "GAL SUCK TOO" and through every "Opposing Ferturnity Test" this here "PAL DUCK THROUGH!" and that's why you'll never be "ALPHA, Q/I'LL FUCK YOU!!!!" this dude's a "CONFESSIN' VILLIAN?" and i know that your OBSESSION STILL IN being an "Internet Thug And MOLESTIN' CHILDREN!" so i'll kill ya MAN, N' YA HOODS! cuz you're at the "Elementary School BeFRANDIN' DA GOODS" to get them "Candy Hunting" in your "VAN IN DA WOODS!!!" listen you just plain UGLY HOLMES! GLORY RHYME? no! you're "Getting Ya Ass Kicked By Ya Victim's Father", FUCK THE MOANS, GORY TIME is here and it's like the "LOVELY BONES STORY LINE!!!" "Fuck It!" wait, nevermind "THE SEX BAD AND YA LOOSE!" me and my homies WE TEXT GLAD, "DAMN ABUSE" making you go "Extinct From Not Being Able To Masterbate!".... atleast the "T-REX HAD AN EXCUSE!" so he'll never have his "WIENAH SURE TA FORCE Out Skeet" cuz i'll "BEAM DA CURE FA PORSE Dicks!" wait a minute... it's just cuz he's "PRE-MATURE, OF COURSE!!!" when you "BAILED DA 'NADES VEST" you were "Up In The Air", so you "HELD YA GRADES BEST" but were "Less Safe", equalling: "Guys, I FAILED MA AIDS TEST!" where'd you get it? when you "SHOULD'A GONE FA PORN AH(Or) When I TOOK DA DON TA SCORN YA?" then you answered: "Well No... I Picked My Mom Up As A HOOKAH ON DA CORNAH!!!" whaaaattttt?????? so you're saying you decided to "PIVIT(Fuck) WIT' YO' MOTHER!?" ewww!! that's some SICK SHIT, KIDDO LOVER! wait a minute.... you also "DID IT WIT' NO RUBBER!?!?" ***9 months later*** hey look! i see "Q's MOTHER IN AUGHFTER OPERATION!" let's ask her: "What Do You Expect From Q?"... well, i want him to fill his "BROTHER N' FATHER OCCUPATION!!!".... GL and it's 100% Key'd.... Round 2 Muthafuckaz!!!

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hwhen the WHISTLE RANG-the-MATCH-can-STOPso how this NUKKA CLAIMIN HALF A GOD?...simple HUMAN ROLES...ill "right HOOK" his-FACE-n-JAB EM OUT..its clearly theres FEWER THROWS..HIS JABS?PUSH-n-SWANG? ROUNDED OUT..n if "JUNIOR" POSE to stumble from THIS CLASH?...its a SHUGA SHANE AFTA SHOCK!!!/ since u PUSH COCAIN-n-BAGGIN ROCKS i guess u REALLY MEAN BUISNESS!!/"god" u betta start STEALIN THESE SPIRITS...movies like this? no NIGGAS BE LIVIN n im sorta like a MIX OF THE JIMSON...cuz im "high" as hell..my 'HEIGHT'-is-SPACE..yur justa notha 'MICHEAL J 'speakin BILLIE JEAN LYRICS!!!/this where RIDES be PIMPIN "EXHIBITS" jason cudnt go "HIGH" if tickets rose for CITY SPEED LIMITS!!!/ur only as 'ape 'as 'WILLIE B' CHIMPLETS... get up betta start HITTIN THE DISTANCE INTO THE 'KITCHEN' before these "spears go in ya hand" like BRITTNEY SPRING TICKETS!!!!/ but AINT THAT JASE? no1 HONORS-ya-PRESSENCE i HATE TO SAY that u KANT RE-PAY but its not ON THE RECCESSION or a BOND WIT YACHECKINS..."listen" 'here' i said u KANT REPLAY kuz i aint "heard" a MCCAIN THIS GAY since OBAMAS ELECTION!!/ Good FLYIN-HEAVENS....peeps wuldnt rate this 9-11 unless they OSAMAS BIN TER'RIST!!!/if U-is-GIVEN SUM OF THE FAIREST votes..then "HUSTON" listen "we have a problem"...i go by CONONEL LIEUTENANT..have u UNDER-IN-TRENCHES.had to "cushion" ya COMFTER'BLE LIVIN..UMBRELLA? WHUT THE HELL u wuldnt hold it UP IN CELLS if u was RIHANNA IN PRISON!!!/quote? every WOMAN RESPECTS IT..the HONDA & LEXUS,CORONNA & ESSENCE ..but u? SEE THROUGH...its always ME>U like DOMINANT SECTIONS!!!!/docs come ON AND MEDICATE ..get em a HOT-SPIT-AL BED AND CLEAR..get KNOCKED CLEAR-n-DISAPPEAR ..have "jason out" like its HALLOWEEN EVERY YEAR!!!/..u dnt reach fo GLOCKS,MAGS,or SAWS..."bitches like u" only reach fo SHOPPIN BAGS-n-CARTS while WALKIN AT THE MART wit PRODDA BAGS-n-SCARVES for POPPA DAD-n-MA while the HOCKEY MASK IS OFF and STILL u think THIS KILLA is NAUGHTY,BAD,AND HARD!?!?!!/but REALLY HE jus anotha MINI ME trynna MIMIC ME and "COPY CAT" THESE BARS!!!!!/so if i catch u TALKIN TRASH LETS BRAWL... ill ROB YA STASH FO YALL CAKE and TAKE OFF-n-DASH A YARD...then have you "Wait" if u any MACHO MAN AT ALL!!!!/BEEEZ OFF if u dont believe HES SOFT ask THE-BOSS like ROSS IS BACK IN CHARGE !u aint in MY LEAGUE FISHER,jump OFF-the-RANG-n-TRY-m e-IF YA OUT-the-FRAME like YA MING PICTURES/yu aint got the "balls" to OUT-the-PITCHER...YO U-OUGHT-A "STRIKE" THE DISTANCE cuz ima GIANT LIVIN..i BET HE EX-TINCT...he dont "move fossils" (mufasa) so we all kno u "LIEIN" NIGGA/

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Battle started: May 10^th 2010 at 19:37
Challenger joined: November 28^th 2011 at 19:48

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2011-11-28 19:48:44).

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_SIR_ Basic Member	just reply to one of them Comment Only Posted on: 2010-05-10 19:40:25
_SIR_ Basic Member	Expos: Mexicans need Green Cards to prove they're legal & in Uno there's green cards; in pool/billiards they call there shots & hit the que ball to hit the other balls; this Tourny was upset by Validation & lost another one to Jason in the finals; I've beat Validation(V) and Simon Cowel wears V Necks; Michael Jackson was accussed of child molesting; prat boys are in furturnities like Alpha & ferturnity tests like to see who the parents are Comment Only Posted on: 2010-05-10 22:10:10
_SIR_ Basic Member	More Expos: the Lovely Bones is a movie where a father chases his daughter's killer; people say the T-Rex died cuz it couldn't masterbate; and if you fuck your mom you'd be the brother & father Comment Only Posted on: 2010-05-10 22:15:17
swiftkeys Banned	throw away bars Comment Only Posted on: 2011-11-28 19:49:05
MaCc Da G0D <APECS>	both Verses were Flaminq! the win comes down to Consistancy of punches!! Fv's Are in!! Voted: _SIR_ / swiftkeys Posted on: 2011-11-29 06:53:43
Phus Basic Member	both went hard , one came out on top better multis and better punchlines Voted: _SIR_ / swiftkeys Posted on: 2011-11-30 20:34:45


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