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Length: 16 Lines

JumpStart (25%)

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Reppin: Cincinnati, Ohio, United States

TheProphet (75%) WINNER

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Reppin: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia

JumpStart

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<P>Grandma...<BR>you crash your damn car<BR>into every land mark<BR>because your ass can't see at all<BR><BR>Grandma...<BR>it won't be damn long<BR>before you're a phantom<BR>and you are haunting from beyond<BR><BR><BR>we got a, fetish for babes, gray headed and age<BR>ranging... from sev-en-ty seven, to dead in the grave<BR>we grand mother fuckers, with an Oedipus complex<BR>and your grandmom's next, so get out of our way<BR><BR><BR>silver foxes with liver spots that never will fade<BR>and I gotta give em props for all the sweaters they made<BR>my chick got alzheimers [How am I forgetting your name?]<BR>cuz you're old bitch! you were Thomas Edison's maid!!</P>
<P><BR>not ev-er-y dame needs a cane, to get-up and bathe<BR>but she's set in her ways, in bed by seven or eight<BR>[...I'm ....tired..] "its time to take ya medicine Faye"<BR>[uh uh] - you want it anally? or the edible way<BR><BR>Grandma... <BR>we're at a stand off<BR>I want a hand job<BR>...but this time I want the "stroke"<BR><BR>Grandma<BR>I've got some plans drawn<BR>the wedding bands bought<BR>unless I find out that you're broke<BR><BR><BR>I met this sin-gle-broad her name I think-is-Maude<BR>wrinkled scars make my mother fucking thing get hard<BR>I think Im fallng-in- love, but this fling is wrong<BR>I'll hit a G spot that's not on her bingo card!<BR><BR>she has to eat through straws cuz her teeth are gone<BR>she drinks her meat and corn and she speaks deformed<BR>mostly from the stroke she had two weeks before<BR>looking ghostly, titties sag, they reach the floor<BR></P>

TheProphet

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<P>What the fuck are you sayin, you think this is a <STRONG>song?</STRONG></P>
<P>Why are you callin me grandma you got it all <STRONG>wrong</STRONG></P>
<P>I've been there since you been in a <STRONG>cradle,</STRONG></P>
<P>I ain't ya grandma, im ya father, i put the food on the <STRONG>table</STRONG></P>
<P>You fuck/You suck/The shots spray and you duck/You aint win battles you get lucky punk/If you can EVER beat me, you'd be the lucky one/Son/I own you and disown you, clone you and disclone you, you're runnin for survival, i'll kill you and revive you, and i might go, psycho, im crazier than a piru</P>

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Battle started: June 17^th 2006 at 00:31
Challenger joined: June 17^th 2006 at 00:37

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2006-06-17 00:37:41).

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JumpStart Exclusive Member	im high Comment Only Posted on: 2006-06-17 00:41:32
YungK Basic Member	hmmmmmm Voted: JumpStart / TheProphet Posted on: 2006-06-17 18:25:13
LTownDemolishr Basic Member	jump start u suck don't battle me cuz i'll murda u, if u think different start da beef dont go votin my shit low, u still won but if u want sum nigga start da beef bitch. 5 to 4 Voted: JumpStart / TheProphet Posted on: 2006-06-18 20:40:54
kid blocksta Basic Member	way Voted: JumpStart / TheProphet Posted on: 2006-06-19 14:46:30
killer tom Basic Member	ill vote if u vote on my battle ver shag or jumpstart till then i aint voting 1 Comment Only Posted on: 2006-06-20 18:29:45
YOUNG VERBAL Basic Member	the prophet Voted: JumpStart / TheProphet Posted on: 2006-06-20 21:07:38


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