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Length: 16 Lines

Joke (44%)

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Reppin: Unknown

lildub (56%) WINNER

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Reppin: Belleville, Ontario, Canada

Joke

This aint no poetry contest i need some real beef not some company wannabe rapper rapping with his cousin u talk about trees and hitting people with jabs and all sorts of stupid wise crap/ i dont need these niggaz to try and bring me down this  is funny i need u to stop clowning around ur useless ur rhymes are puffed up and rootless/ i seen u on mtv in the real life of disobident childs with drug attaic moms why u ask casue she dated me is that right u didnt know i was ur dady and had sex with ur momy i need u to stop before u get murdered this is humilating i need a brake okay i kill u and ur whole parade/They round up tight trying to get that money right<BR>I'll be happy when I see the stress is gone<BR>But the devils won't let 'em learn right from wrong<BR>When I wake up, get up and get it straight<BR>If I don't do it now, it might be too late<BR>i need u to practice my tapes i need u to practice my whole battles and my whole bar of cake im done killed with only one round see u next time oh there wont be another

lildub

<P>ayiioo dis nigga must be jokin'//</P>
<P>dis rap didn't flow your must be chokin//</P>
<P>i've man-handled bitches like you daily//</P>
<P>i'll protect everyone of my battles closer them shady and hailey//</P>
<P>if ma' lines are rootless then why they tearin' yours apart//</P>
<P>you ain't got tha' flow nor tha' heart//</P>
<P>you wanted real beef we'll now here it iz and ur gon' get served//</P>
<P>your gon' get err-thing you deserve//</P>
<P>i'll spit lyrics so hard it'll knock yo ass out//</P>
<P>i'ma text king look at the rankings i'ma soldier now doubt//</P>
<P>your talkin' like your big, but u's just a spec on tha' charts//</P>
<P>i'm lyrically spittin' sharp as darts//</P>
<P>what you got to say when your trapt//</P>
<P>what you gon' do when ur capped//</P>
<P>it looks like ur ass is handed to you simple as that//</P>
<P>i hate say dawg but i blew you aaway furter then a gat//</P>
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Battle started: May 22^nd 2006 at 23:09
Challenger joined: May 22^nd 2006 at 23:18

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2006-05-22 23:18:29).

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nativepride_41 Basic Member	yap yap yap lil dub cant rap abc rymes is what u is joke got it Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-22 23:33:44
lildub Basic Member	stop hate votin native ur a bitch Comment Only Posted on: 2006-05-23 00:01:46
THE SMACK Basic Member	joke got it Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-23 09:13:56
Chargers_51 Basic Member	nice Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-23 12:33:00
PimpinEgyptain Basic Member	yo lil dub got it locked easily Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-23 21:08:00
J-Millz	. Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-23 21:59:33
Vari Basic Member	ok Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-23 23:09:33
M.I.L.F. Basic Member	nice battle ya'll Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-23 23:09:35
Thehated1 Basic Member	good battle Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-23 23:20:29
tricky D Basic Member	lilidub got it no contest yo Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-23 23:48:53
ET CnS <BLACKOUT> Exclusive Member	Joke Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-24 10:12:58
Drelove Basic Member	lildub..............he hit pretty good wit punches........... Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-24 12:14:59
miicey baby Basic Member	muh baby lil dub Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-24 17:32:34
UNLIMITED <ThaLeague>	NICE Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-24 21:42:30
*PHZA* Basic Member	str8 up joke Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-24 21:49:05
anthony420 Basic Member	iight Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-24 22:01:48
tr3w Basic Member	likl dub Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-24 22:06:47
lil' souljah Basic Member	dub.... nice shyt tho joke Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-24 22:30:24
Jux Basic Member	nice joke Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-24 22:31:39
baby boo Basic Member	i got joke keep doin wat chu doin pimp Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-24 22:36:07
thepresident Basic Member	lil dub Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-24 22:58:41
tr3w Basic Member	lil dub Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-24 23:00:25
CyPHeR $iMiLe	some real real close shit....props to both Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-24 23:02:53
the oster Exclusive Member	joke Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-24 23:03:00
Gdub Basic Member	LILDUB GOT IT Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-24 23:04:22
YoungShan Basic Member	dub Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-24 23:06:25
lil bo	nice yall...$561$ Comment Only Posted on: 2006-05-24 23:22:20
BaySick_CB Basic Member	nice Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-24 23:24:32
AlreadyKnow Basic Member	good battle mayne Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-24 23:36:58
Juya Basic Member	goodbattle yall Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-25 00:18:29
MoReal Basic Member	lildub got this.....joke ...didnt seem too much like a rap to me until close to the end Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-25 00:22:36
SexxUal_SiN Basic Member	ya already no i got you and that aiint no joke holla back Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-25 00:23:29
OneTwo Basic Member	joke got it Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-25 00:33:24
PG Basic Member	yo that was a good battle Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-25 00:45:15
young thrill Basic Member	joke Comment Only Posted on: 2006-05-25 00:45:57
Miss Trill Basic Member	lil dub is nice but joke aint no joke lol....close shit Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-25 00:47:53
PaLeC Basic Member	joke got this Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-25 00:57:02
Seeny Glen Basic Member	lil dub killin him Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-25 10:07:47
ShaunDowney <BOSS> Basic Member	sick battle, lil Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-25 10:59:33
Ron D Basic Member	my boy dub all day Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-25 11:11:18
Tiny Mickey Basic Member	dub Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-25 14:00:16
LiL niLLa Basic Member	dub Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-25 15:47:25
ICE_MAN Basic Member	dub Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-25 18:59:18
yung ghost Basic Member	yep yep Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-25 19:48:25
D.J. Basic Member	Joke Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-25 19:49:07
EaZy_F Basic Member	joke...nice Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-25 19:52:44
Lyrical Flow Basic Member	lil dub u fuckn suck nuts, tihs isnt hate voting, u really do suck Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-25 20:09:18
Gregz Official Basic Member	idk wat to say. i was kinda off on JOKES bars but LILDUB and really hit me wit some powerful punchs but i got to go wit LILDUB cuz JOKES flow had me waylin wit dat flow, i ant get it Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-25 20:14:39
ROC BEATZ <215> Basic Member	joke got it keep doin ya things both yall Voted: Joke / lildub Posted on: 2006-05-25 23:28:22
lildub Basic Member	HOLY FUCK CLOE BATTLE PROPS JOKE Comment Only Posted on: 2006-05-25 23:32:04


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