On April 1st, a woman who is nearly 11 months pregnant is taken in for a forced labour. The doctors were telling her the baby had to come out on the count of how late she was. The combination of gas and air and the spinal tap makes her pass out during the procedure.
She wakes up a few hours later and no-one is in the ward. No doctors. No nurses. No-one. So she walks out into the corridor and sees a nurse holding a baby by the ankles and smashing it to pieces on the wall. Instinctively, she screams, "OH MY GOD, MY BABY!" and the nurse replies, "April Fools! It was already dead."
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