Best lines you have EVER read on lb....
 

I know there've been threads like this....but thought i'd do it again......lol

"You got one borin ass life you need SOMETHIN TA DO-WITH TALKIN LAME bout DOCTA DRE HONEST-LAY.. no one’s BUMPIN YA MUSIC! I FUCK WIDDA HUGE CLIP to leave ya “egg-smashed” like BUBBA GANOUSH IS! This BUSTA AINT DO SHIT You couldn’t “handle this cracker” goin’ UP TO COMMUNION! (Amen, fucka)"

- Jason

Especially that Bubba Ganoush part....omg.......simply crack!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holla :pimp:

I honestly think this shit was way too clever. Double-meaning wordplay/punchline

you WHININ in YA LINES...think you "FLY"er wIT DA RHYMES?..then i'll get Ayvee-ate/Aviate like im a PILOT IN DA SKIES/Disguise(O_O!!!)

ahaha yeh, that was nice....pulse?

yes. Actually, read my whole cypher against Coree Warpath. I body bag'd him.

i remember reading that haha...try to copy your style...lol, yeh, i remeber...that shit was raw...Woulda been a magnificant battle...Shame it didn't go down...

Your DNP battle was sick as well, though

No idea who DNP is , lol.

Cuz How she yo girl? but I GETZ THE NUKKIE? I pulled her panties down n the BITCH WAS BUSHY, I swear when I HIT THE PUSSY, that odd-thing looked like Don-King...MIXED WITH WHOOPIE
I was never sposed to tell ya..But i DID...SO WOOPSIE!!!.....Yo winnin chances ''slim'' as a BUM WITH HUNGER, and no PUNCH IS STRONGER, than the fact that ya Dick-is-small so you dont Hit-ya-broad You Lick-ha-walls cuz she claims that your TONGUE IS LONGER!!!Afta this line it should be OVA....GET THIS..
(god im SO RELENTLESS) the only ''Knockers he seen'' was JEHOVA WITNESS!! ,, Mani08/ mani Mula vs manny festo

Daddy new pimpin

This was against da crew mate, lol...wordplays for days.

dIS KID RAW?.... NOPE! Ya lines like female prisons, you got BITCH BARS BRO..he's in LOVE w/ LUCY so dem rhymes bout SLUGS n OOZIES ...sposed to make me believe RIK HARD THO?(Ricardo)....i'll punch HIM TILL HIS VISION GONE for tryna be "Slick"...RIK WHAT KINDA SHIT YOU ON?(SlickRick x_x) i'm a NASTY CITIZEN! like i said he "slick rick" but far from CLASSY, REALLY ITS..funny! he can COME WITH A "TRIBE"..til he STRUCK w/ DA KNIVES n have em lookin A PATCHY IN THE END(Apache Indian) i body bag style em, he'll be SLEEPIN w/OUT A TENT BITCH...keep bein self-centered & rich? then i leave EM w/OUT A "CENT RIK!"(Acentric)

this Drop was nice
Ill Have e'm Curl like PIECES OF BACON, plus yo Bitch done 'Been Thru Mo pipe' then Peaches VACATIONS!
Gud Swings Like GETA ON HIS GRIND, I'll open Brains w/ 'Ludacris Clips' tO show yah THEATER of Da MIND!
Kid i'm High, Swiss n a Bic 2 EMBER threw TREES!Kid walkin here is a 'L's Way'/ELWAY w/out DENVER QB'S!
So Listen to me. Kid, when the AK BUCK! Yo 'shot' at a Win DOE/ WINDOW is ah 'Brick' like DA-DA'S LUCK!
SO call it my Fridays, I ICE CUBES! cuz these Rappers WITH w's 'Relations are Dry' so yeah i ADVISE LUBE!
Lol. See yah slacking, cuz coming at me then tha STEAL CLICK, aids in the 'Banana' it PEAL SICK, so now it aint hard 4 yah 2 die, just/digest Like eatting yah MEALS QUICK, so when i Yell plus say Daymn them and my CLip Get to Blaming. it a Be him in a Scope/interscope like wales DEAL PICK

^whose that @ DIZZ?.... ain't that good from what i see to be straight up....

lol thats Me :(

yeh, ain't feelin it...its a bit off w/ syllables and stuff...

but w/e....

You won't "Cap Ten Jack" but I've got "Sparrow"-Esque-Swagger-...Geeze! TIMES IT BY THREE! WORD DUDE, you won't Flare-The-Teck, Blast-The-Piece or stay 'FLY' WITH THE 'EAG...' BURST TOO..? Nah, you'll see his "Caucasian Sickness" is being an 'Arrogant-Japanese GUY' THAT'S DISEASED... 'BIRD FLU!!'(Captain/Cock Asian.)

now why do GROUPIES HALF SPAZZ!, with "basic additions" like a NEWBIE MATH CLASS!/ hate to leave'em feelin REAL DUMB YET he couldnt bring 'TRILL CONCEPTS' if he was BOOSIE'S BAD AZZ!!/ "exhaust crack" but tha LUNGS SOBER ready to send tha 'BOMBS OVER' cos tha "big boi" USUALLY BAGHDAD!/ this DUDE NEEDS SWAG CLASS!.. and i hope ya GET THIS FACT, im here to say ya 'SHIT IS CRACK' meaning yo verse is BOOTIE!,THATZ BAD!!/ how could i not STOP MY OPPONENT when cats look at his verse and 'DROP 5 UP ON IT' like tha LUNI'Z LAST BAG!/ hes 'barely connected' so TRUE HE LACKS JABS!/ therefore im PAST WINNIN since ock 'HALF SPINNIN' like a BOUGIE ASS TAZ!!// when i BLAST? OH,HE DONE! cuz hes 'continuosly smoked' like a PASSED STOOGIE SON, ya homo this DUDES FRUIT ya squad wouldnt 'CHOOSE YOU' if you were tha LAST POKEMON!!/

U cant 'even' spit... kid u FLOWIN IT 'ODD'LY whaa, dis HOE FINNA SPAR ME? why u tryna get ya 'rep up' like 'weight lifters'... when u KNOWIN YA 'BARS WEAK'? weell, HELL I 'SCRAPE' MEN so ill SWELL YA FACE DEN give CEL 'ABRASIONS'/'CELEBRATIONS'.... without THROWIN A 'PARTY'!!

-PurFekShun vs. Celsius

im smashing-his-CHICK NEXT got her HOT-n-WILLD yep she gave me "STIFF NECK"... like ya POSTURE WHILE driving LOTS of MILES!!//

Fuckwitit.

I fuck with them last 2

But Celebrations/Cel abrasions is a slight force as 1 has a hard SHHHH sound to it while the other has a soft SHHHH to it. a tad forced

Ahhh stfu...lol jk

My GAME IS CLEANER, TENS SCARE YA, DEN HE PALE so for anyboy sayin da LAMEST DREAMER CAN EVA END ME WEELL.... he wouldnt 'take a turn knee'/tourney unless he 'SPRAIN HIS FEMUR AND TEAR A MCL'!! I cant tell him to 'break a leg' SINCE HE OWN NO 'BONE OF SKILL' u CLOWN KID i 'drop explosive' SIMPLY 'BOMB' FLOW, KNOWN TA 'KILL' and u 'FOUNDED'/FOUND DEAD cuz HEY, URBS DAWGS WEAK and u'd neva see 'DAVE SERVE HAWT BEEF' even WHEN DEEZ/'WENDYS COMBOS' ON YA GRILL!! I'll 'BLAZE' YA WELL u GAY AS 'HELL' and YA CHEST'A GET METAL SENT in its direction dont lie like u'll SPRAY DA SHELL u wouldnt do a DAY AH JAIL cuz if he's eva in an 'ARRESTED DEVELOPEMENT'... it's most likely 'DAVE ATTELL'/AH TELL!!

PurFekshun vs Dave(unethical)

when I WRITE, you could TRY, LIKE.. eating buckets and PAILS FULLA CARROT STICKS, y�know, for your EYE SIGHT and you�d still be BLIND, RIGHT!? And MY TYPE�d still be harder than translating BRAIL INTO ARABIC, �I�m the bomb!� so I MIGHT fuck you up in any �structure,� like it�s TALES OF A TERRORIST!
Illimit vs Grizz

This bitch aint FUCKIN WITH C, nah, on the 'flipside' she wanna 'JusT hug' n have 'NUKIIIIII WITH ME' *Takes a bow* bitch DUCK WHEN I SPEAK before you get SNUCK IN THE CHEEK cuz ya got 'Sugar Shane' n 'Sugar Ray', but wen it come ta 'landin jabs' they aint 'PUNCHIN AS SWEET' *POW!! Right in tha kissa!*

Kuniiiiii Vs JusT C

@ Just That "pulp fiction line" you came with against Wargrave was illin...

I'm 100% sure we've neva seen a lethal inJECTION LINE. and i'm sure Wayne looked 100% straight when he wore them LEOPARD HIDES. but one thing im reallly sure of ? is I'll win this battle, look back and see i NEVER TRIED. bitch ya names on the EFFIN LINE. when i write the 'x? terminations' NEXT IN LINE. the snub is out, kill him for 'buggin out' and push this PEST ASIDE. WEAPONS FLY n leave this PEASANT FRIED, the tre pound pulled b. call me the playground bully...i wont LET YA SLIDE. My EYES SWELLIN, TWITCHIN...let my LINES TELL A VISION...this GUY SETTLED IN THEN, MY FELLAS HIT HIM. now he layin under. 'black on his top n bottom'...HIGH DEFINITION. This JOKAS HURTIN. I had to 'run up n push his buttons...smack him on the SIDE, CUZ HIS SHIT? not even reMOTELY WORKIN! I'm a GENIUS SON! Killa with the SPEECH N PUNS. JEEEEEZ YA DONE. You couldn't Freestyle with Mr. FREEZES GUN. He say he MOVE E...REAL WITH THE CLIPS...Bitch! I'll SHOOT HEAT, KILL N THEN DIP. so whatver you see in ya mind? that choppa "light, and show" it. Like a MOVIE REEL WITH THE CLIPS. If I miss? this FELLA HELLA LUCKY. but FUCK THAT. I reload n BUST CAPS. This Tommy have you on the RUG RAT. without anGELICA N CHUCKY.

John Dos vs Stigmata.

Look we aint cool! dont be KIDDING LIKE WE TIGHT, KAY? cuz i wouldnt "Wipe The Slate Clean" clearin 'DISHES' IN THE 'ICE AGE'!!!

What's KID DOIN? He dissed the NERDIEST MOD but the PRICK BLEW IT cuz one of the 'PERKS OF THE JOB' Is I can 'replace De with JusT' and tell him to 'STICK TO IT'

De-Cipher JusT C

-dopeness.

:high:

See 'war isnt a quick sprint' its a 'MARATHON SON' n u 'JACK BAUER' but 'LACK POWERs' ya 'STAMINAS GONE' + ya time 'runnin out fast' like ya 'TRACKIN A BOMB'
& u 'Can't do shit to halt it' like a 'PRESIDENTS PAWN' wait... let me reach for the EVIDENCE DRAW now if you say you'll 'MURDER N BLAST' n 'TURN ME TO M*A*S*H?' it's'SCRIPTED' n if you say you'll grab the BURNER & PULL n 'TURN ME TO PULP?' it's 'FICTION' so if you think you the 'TIM VEIGH' of THIS GAME? when the 'PINS IS OUT'? Your more 'VING RHAMES' in 'RISTRAINTS' when the 'GIMPS IS OUT' (FUCKED!)

Wargrave Vs JusT C

Just Vs Wargrave was a sleeper classick for real...

WAIT.. THIS FUCK IS FEARED??? since seein this FOOL GETTIN MOD he think he RATED? SUCH A QUEER.. guess i already lost... i asked for a GREAT, N JUST IS HERE???... yup ... ALREADY ROBBED!! // lmao.. (Great Injustice Here)

SO YA LISTENIN? him winnin this fight aint 'STACKIN AT ALL' cuz when it 'comes to' this 'BATTLE N WAR' he'd see more 'VOTES IN SWITZERLAND' 'BALLOTIN FOR!

dopeeeee battle.

Lol yeah. probably the most fun I had in a battle. I knew I had to go in and everything just fell into place. Just wasn't quite enough though :( lol

Round 2's on you. Revan waiting on that audio lol

lmao at that first line. sick shit

LMAO don't know why I used quotations on 'come to' though smh. had nothing to do with the concept lol

Lol def. dunno bout the audio cause I aint thinking bout getting into that anytime soon. But I def owe 1 of ya hundred accounts a 32. Don't know when but it will happen.

32 will do fine.

btw the I Am Legend crew forum is POPPIN! Y'all have no idea.

Shhh whats the first RULE of IAL? Exzachly..

lmao at I Am Legend Forums Poppin.

my tempers known to 'get out a line' and your justa ACTOR WITH BOTOX!!/ what? think you 'edging' this cos you HAPPEN TO MOW LAWNS?? you only whip-up da feet when you take an ACTUAL LOAD OFF .. ya RAPPIN IS SO �*YAWN*� yhafhaiusyf7grw ...*lifts head off keyboard* oh shit! I ACTUALLY DOZED OFF...
- DADDiO

like a CLOUD I'm UNTOUCHED, u can't TOY-WIT-ME this is ROYALTY, so BOW THEN NUMB NUTS or else ya VOICE'LL SCREAM LOUD WHEN GUNS BUCK/ when u CLOWNZ GET BUM RUSHED? i'll DOUBT U'LL PUMP BLOOD; you'll be flatlined in a hospital GOWN-THEN-UNPLUGGED [Beeeeeep]/ you wanna go 4 da CROWN? CHUMP WHAT?!/ Ya SKILLZ IS SIXTH GRADE u better BUILD-n-GET-RANK before i POW!!-n-DUMP "SLUGS" like i SPILLED A FISH TANK [woops]/ - DeNiro B Milk

ur mouth talkin wat ur eyes dont see. real is something your crimes wont be, you not ready to face time like iphone 3


-me

ROFL @ Fat Bitch