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Phracture 10-22-2011 08:33 PM

^^^^ That was Dope lol .

exZACHly 10-22-2011 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by FiNAL WoRD (Post 699083)
and 'them box punches?' played... i BET that if i 'CHECKED IN THE SYSTEM' there'd be 'more use of that' then a LESbians DOMESTIC DIVISION! yeah mullz your right!..zach 'dumb as stump' .and.lookin like JESSICA SIMPSON had SEX WIT A KID in the SPECIAL OLYMPICS and THEN CAME A MIDGIT!...so put us 'in a box'?' zzz's..stop that 'pillow talk' y'aint GET WITH THE WOMEN you think your 'outside the box' cause you've NEVER BIN IN IT..

Esp some Bars for some Wack Little Bitch named Zach....SMH....And saying Box 3 times to point out the fact that i use "Box Punches" too much seems a bit hypocritical IMO

"lookin like JESSICA SIMPSON had SEX WIT A KID in the SPECIAL OLYMPICS and THEN CAME A MIDGIT!" I did like that line though lol

Mikey DeNiro 10-23-2011 05:15 AM

this battles like flawless skin vs a DUDE WIT WARTS YO.. how this "cat be flarin metal?".... man this STUPID DORK KNOWS he not even on "zack and miri's level"... you couldnt SHOOT A PORNO// but me.... i'm so SMOOTH... YA WHORE KNOW, she said i got "great delivery".. but YOU?... DIGIORNO!// you WILL NEVER MOUNT up on to the pedestal of bein ILL, SETTLE DOWN, but hey "ES! YOU SEE KAY!"....naw you cant see me... i was STILL SPELLIN OUT ya SKILL LEVEL CLOWN!s u c k//

Peptalk vs InfamousES

Lizman 10-23-2011 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by RULE (Post 698773)
Look we aint cool! dont be KIDDING LIKE WE TIGHT, KAY? cuz i wouldnt "Wipe The Slate Clean" clearin 'DISHES' IN THE 'ICE AGE'!!!

What The Fuck Is Wrong With You
And Why The Heck Am I Even Talking To You

Thats A Much Better One
You're FAILING POSER Cause When The 'CANON BLAST' It'll "SNAP" "A Dress In" "WET" Like MALE IN CHOCHAS

Lizman 10-23-2011 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Askari (Post 698976)
DeNiro/Bobby Milk was a fucking BEAST no lie.

Is It Because Of The Multies?
Because Then I Would Be A Legend Yay

Not Anywhere Near My Best But I'm Not Gonna Search Further

In this TOWN YOU GET CLAIMED LIKE ROUNDS IN SIM CITY In this 'CLOUD' HELL GET REIGNED/RAINED Cause 'MOUNT' I've BEEN BUSY(!), Cause Your Bitch Is Like A Guitar, That "Chick" Gets FINGERED AND "PLUCKED", Cause This STRUMPET/STRUM PAD WAS BOUND TO BE "PLAYED" by the SOUNDS Of "THIN LIZZY"

PurFekShun 10-23-2011 05:36 PM

My spits superb but DUKE RAPS SQUARE SEE send me bars? ur TOO WACK, SPARE ME cuz dawgs got no punches dis DUDE SLAPS, BARELY plus he BLEW SAC'S MERRY u gay fuck.. my CREW SMACKS FAIRYS yup kid im "Rough And U" just like to "Touch Menu" fuckin fag like dat NEW BLACK BERRY!!! see my TEXT SCOLDS wit FRESH FLOWS im JUST COLD i make even da BEST FOLD and "Hobble Too" and ur bound to "Follow Suit" like an attorney's DRESS CODE(Damn!!) now LETS GO my RAPS IS CLEVER im aTTACKIN BETTER get CRACKED AND SEVERED u pussy "Fuck, Ur No Hood" so ur only "Up To No Good" if u elevated from WACKEST EVER(ha!) now u can SHOW YA MISERY battle me? kid u KNOW YA HISTORY cuz im "Scorin Mo Votes" and ya "Borin Though, Yo" wit dat "Digiorno Flow" yup... NO DELIVERY(Ow!!) now get ya KEYING BEAT cuz my FREEINGS NEAT so "Send, Fuck" and "Splenda/Splend Ah" "End Up" in a box for BEING SWEET!!
Splendid vs Purfekshun

Black Book 10-23-2011 05:53 PM

I'll go SOUTH BOUND, OCK! Looking for where ya MOUTH SOUND OFF, & find ya backed by '2 Midgets' on a DOWNTOWN BLOCK, then unload the clip, outnumber by dudes that '5'4, 3 To 1' like a COUNT DOWN CLOCK!!/ Ya thought y'all were the biggest BEASTS ALIVE?? I'll prove everything ya beLIEVE'S A LIE when I look at you: '3, Point One Fo' & blast like it's a PIECE OF PIE!!/
Black-Book vs. -Mr. SPLAT-

Tek Notez 10-23-2011 05:57 PM

damn brixx belv has dope lines even tho he's got like 8 battles here.

Askari 10-23-2011 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Lizman~ (Post 699792)
Is It Because Of The Multies?
Because Then I Would Be A Legend Yay

Not Anywhere Near My Best But I'm Not Gonna Search Further

In this TOWN YOU GET CLAIMED LIKE ROUNDS IN SIM CITY In this 'CLOUD' HELL GET REIGNED/RAINED Cause 'MOUNT' I've BEEN BUSY(!), Cause Your Bitch Is Like A Guitar, That "Chick" Gets FINGERED AND "PLUCKED", Cause This STRUMPET/STRUM PAD WAS BOUND TO BE "PLAYED" by the SOUNDS Of "THIN LIZZY"

No, it's because of the multies, punchlines, delivery, creativity, flow, swagger, metaphors and set ups. Vocab was also on point. Your multies are tight, but you need to work harder at punches and creativity.

Just saying.

Tek Notez 10-23-2011 06:47 PM

peace uh/ pizza.... omg that wordplay will haunt me for the rest of my life. lmaoooo and now reigned/rained wow. lines that only lizzy could think of


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