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Step S 11-26-2010 06:52 PM

^whose that @ DIZZ?.... ain't that good from what i see to be straight up....

DESSA 11-26-2010 06:55 PM

lol thats Me :(

Step S 11-26-2010 07:12 PM

yeh, ain't feelin it...its a bit off w/ syllables and stuff...

but w/e....

Jack-0-Lantern 11-26-2010 08:09 PM

You won't "Cap Ten Jack" but I've got "Sparrow"-Esque-Swagger-...Geeze! TIMES IT BY THREE! WORD DUDE, you won't Flare-The-Teck, Blast-The-Piece or stay 'FLY' WITH THE 'EAG...' BURST TOO..? Nah, you'll see his "Caucasian Sickness" is being an 'Arrogant-Japanese GUY' THAT'S DISEASED... 'BIRD FLU!!'(Captain/Cock Asian.)

BvckHvndz 11-26-2010 09:38 PM

now why do GROUPIES HALF SPAZZ!, with "basic additions" like a NEWBIE MATH CLASS!/ hate to leave'em feelin REAL DUMB YET he couldnt bring 'TRILL CONCEPTS' if he was BOOSIE'S BAD AZZ!!/ "exhaust crack" but tha LUNGS SOBER ready to send tha 'BOMBS OVER' cos tha "big boi" USUALLY BAGHDAD!/ this DUDE NEEDS SWAG CLASS!.. and i hope ya GET THIS FACT, im here to say ya 'SHIT IS CRACK' meaning yo verse is BOOTIE!,THATZ BAD!!/ how could i not STOP MY OPPONENT when cats look at his verse and 'DROP 5 UP ON IT' like tha LUNI'Z LAST BAG!/ hes 'barely connected' so TRUE HE LACKS JABS!/ therefore im PAST WINNIN since ock 'HALF SPINNIN' like a BOUGIE ASS TAZ!!// when i BLAST? OH,HE DONE! cuz hes 'continuosly smoked' like a PASSED STOOGIE SON, ya homo this DUDES FRUIT ya squad wouldnt 'CHOOSE YOU' if you were tha LAST POKEMON!!/

Phracture 10-20-2011 03:41 PM

U cant 'even' spit... kid u FLOWIN IT 'ODD'LY whaa, dis HOE FINNA SPAR ME? why u tryna get ya 'rep up' like 'weight lifters'... when u KNOWIN YA 'BARS WEAK'? weell, HELL I 'SCRAPE' MEN so ill SWELL YA FACE DEN give CEL 'ABRASIONS'/'CELEBRATIONS'.... without THROWIN A 'PARTY'!!

-PurFekShun vs. Celsius

Revan 10-20-2011 05:04 PM

im smashing-his-CHICK NEXT got her HOT-n-WILLD yep she gave me "STIFF NECK"... like ya POSTURE WHILE driving LOTS of MILES!!//

Fuckwitit.

Just C 10-20-2011 05:17 PM

I fuck with them last 2

But Celebrations/Cel abrasions is a slight force as 1 has a hard SHHHH sound to it while the other has a soft SHHHH to it. a tad forced

PurFekShun 10-20-2011 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jʊs тʟї℃☺ (Post 698746)
I fuck with them last 2

But Celebrations/Cel abrasions is a slight force as 1 has a hard SHHHH sound to it while the other has a soft SHHHH to it. a tad forced

Ahhh stfu...lol jk

PurFekShun 10-20-2011 05:45 PM

My GAME IS CLEANER, TENS SCARE YA, DEN HE PALE so for anyboy sayin da LAMEST DREAMER CAN EVA END ME WEELL.... he wouldnt 'take a turn knee'/tourney unless he 'SPRAIN HIS FEMUR AND TEAR A MCL'!! I cant tell him to 'break a leg' SINCE HE OWN NO 'BONE OF SKILL' u CLOWN KID i 'drop explosive' SIMPLY 'BOMB' FLOW, KNOWN TA 'KILL' and u 'FOUNDED'/FOUND DEAD cuz HEY, URBS DAWGS WEAK and u'd neva see 'DAVE SERVE HAWT BEEF' even WHEN DEEZ/'WENDYS COMBOS' ON YA GRILL!! I'll 'BLAZE' YA WELL u GAY AS 'HELL' and YA CHEST'A GET METAL SENT in its direction dont lie like u'll SPRAY DA SHELL u wouldnt do a DAY AH JAIL cuz if he's eva in an 'ARRESTED DEVELOPEMENT'... it's most likely 'DAVE ATTELL'/AH TELL!!

PurFekshun vs Dave(unethical)


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