Fashion

Firstly, I'm a man, so fashion isn't even a word in my vocabulary. I see a few of you guys talking about your Louis Viton polos and Ralph Lauren shirts. Fuck off and put your tampons in your Gucci bag you pole blowers.

But anyways, so today I go into another town. I'm generally stuck in this little dead end shithole of a town, so this other small irish town was somewhat of my cultural tour for the day.

I have to ask, why the FUCK has happened to men?

Red skinny jeans. WHAT? What man wear's red jeans, or skinny jeans...let alone combines them?

High t-shirt sleeves and ridiculously low necked t-shirts. Are you showing off your fucking cleavage? These guys should be ashamed of their pre-pubescent hairless chests, not proud of it.

And hair styles. These cunts have more product in their hair than Scarface had up his nose. Shit like slicked to a side parting, with that little side parting line shaved in for more faggoty effect.

I just don't understand how this is what "trends" is about. How come the general 2013 idea of being "trendy" is men cross dressing?

Fuck this world. I need Bill and Ted's phonebox or some shit.

Firstly, I'm a man, so fashion isn't even a word in my vocabulary. I see a few of you guys talking about your Louis Viton polos and Ralph Lauren shirts. Fuck off and put your tampons in your Gucci bag you pole blowers.

But anyways, so today I go into another town. I'm generally stuck in this little dead end shithole of a town, so this other small irish town was somewhat of my cultural tour for the day.

I have to ask, why the FUCK has happened to men?

Red skinny jeans. WHAT? What man wear's red jeans, or skinny jeans...let alone combines them?

High t-shirt sleeves and ridiculously low necked t-shirts. Are you showing off your fucking cleavage? These guys should be ashamed of their pre-pubescent hairless chests, not proud of it.

And hair styles. These cunts have more product in their hair than Scarface had up his nose. Shit like slicked to a side parting, with that little side parting line shaved in for more faggoty effect.

I just don't understand how this is what "trends" is about. How come the general 2013 idea of being "trendy" is men cross dressing?

Fuck this world. I need Bill and Ted's phonebox or some shit.

Thank you!! Finally someone addresses this shit, I ain't got a problem with slim jeans tho lol

Thank you!! Finally someone addresses this shit, I ain't got a problem with slim jeans tho lol

^That's because you're a faggot who likes to both see and show man bulges.

^That's because you're a faggot who likes to both see and show man bulges.

The Irish dude who wears dresses is calling me a faggot lmao, is this life? I'd rather wear slim jeans than a dress lol, btw there is a difference between skinny jeans and slim jeans, you'd know that if you weren't stuck in a shit hole

The Irish dude who wears dresses is calling me a faggot lmao, is this life? I'd rather wear slim jeans than a dress lol, btw there is a difference between skinny jeans and slim jeans, you'd know that if you weren't stuck in a shit hole

[Marty-McFly]

Slim jeans are fine its the skinny jeans that are horrible..

[Marty-McFly]

Slim jeans are fine its the skinny jeans that are horrible..

[IV]

Scottish people wear skirts, not the Irish lol. But yeah, nothing wrong with fitted jeans, thank Joey Essex for the hair styles.

[IV]

Scottish people wear skirts, not the Irish lol. But yeah, nothing wrong with fitted jeans, thank Joey Essex for the hair styles.

[Denton]

I have an expensive wardrobe. When I walk into a place I want chicks eyeballin me. There's a broad line betqeen dressing classy and dressin with 'swag'. Skinny jeans and snapbacks are for those Swaggot kids who weigh 120 lbs soakin wet and think droppin outta highschool is the way to go

[Denton]

I have an expensive wardrobe. When I walk into a place I want chicks eyeballin me. There's a broad line betqeen dressing classy and dressin with 'swag'. Skinny jeans and snapbacks are for those Swaggot kids who weigh 120 lbs soakin wet and think droppin outta highschool is the way to go

Originally Posted by IV

Scottish people wear skirts, not the Irish lol. But yeah, nothing wrong with fitted jeans, thank Joey Essex for the hair styles.

Oh my bad, I forgot he was Scottish lol, I'm joking tho

Originally Posted by IV

Scottish people wear skirts, not the Irish lol. But yeah, nothing wrong with fitted jeans, thank Joey Essex for the hair styles.

Oh my bad, I forgot he was Scottish lol, I'm joking tho

[SoupErb]

Plain white T, jeans, converse/adidas/Nike treds all day.

Occasional Ralph Lauren on a night out.

Fuck fashion. I wear what I feel comfortable in & having the blood circulation cut off from your pipe ain't exactly comfortable.. fuck tight jeans.

[SoupErb]

Plain white T, jeans, converse/adidas/Nike treds all day.

Occasional Ralph Lauren on a night out.

Fuck fashion. I wear what I feel comfortable in & having the blood circulation cut off from your pipe ain't exactly comfortable.. fuck tight jeans.

Originally Posted by Fidel

The Irish dude who wears dresses is calling me a faggot lmao, is this life? I'd rather wear slim jeans than a dress lol, btw there is a difference between skinny jeans and slim jeans, you'd know that if you weren't stuck in a shit hole

You want to play the stereotype game?

I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that bombs being strapped to your chest was a fashion statement in your country. Seems like a pretty intimidating place to get into the fashion world then, considering that your women are already dressed like Ninjas.

Originally Posted by IV

Scottish people wear skirts, not the Irish lol. But yeah, nothing wrong with fitted jeans, thank Joey Essex for the hair styles.

You don't wear skirts though, because you have caighkles.

Originally Posted by XplicitKontent

I have an expensive wardrobe. When I walk into a place I want chicks eyeballin me. There's a broad line betqeen dressing classy and dressin with 'swag'. Skinny jeans and snapbacks are for those Swaggot kids who weigh 120 lbs soakin wet and think droppin outta highschool is the way to go

I have an expensive wardrobe. When I walk into a place I want people eyeballin me.

^Be honest. If you seen that phrase in that format, would you think it was a guy or girl who said it? Regardless, I just get clothes that I think look good enough. Who the FUCK cares about how much it costs? Or who manufactured it? I leave all that shit for the females to worry about.

Originally Posted by Fidel

The Irish dude who wears dresses is calling me a faggot lmao, is this life? I'd rather wear slim jeans than a dress lol, btw there is a difference between skinny jeans and slim jeans, you'd know that if you weren't stuck in a shit hole

You want to play the stereotype game?

I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that bombs being strapped to your chest was a fashion statement in your country. Seems like a pretty intimidating place to get into the fashion world then, considering that your women are already dressed like Ninjas.

Originally Posted by IV

Scottish people wear skirts, not the Irish lol. But yeah, nothing wrong with fitted jeans, thank Joey Essex for the hair styles.

You don't wear skirts though, because you have caighkles.

Originally Posted by XplicitKontent

I have an expensive wardrobe. When I walk into a place I want chicks eyeballin me. There's a broad line betqeen dressing classy and dressin with 'swag'. Skinny jeans and snapbacks are for those Swaggot kids who weigh 120 lbs soakin wet and think droppin outta highschool is the way to go

I have an expensive wardrobe. When I walk into a place I want people eyeballin me.

^Be honest. If you seen that phrase in that format, would you think it was a guy or girl who said it? Regardless, I just get clothes that I think look good enough. Who the FUCK cares about how much it costs? Or who manufactured it? I leave all that shit for the females to worry about.