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The guilt becomes too much to bear and you kill yourself to silence the voices.
I wish I could be a genie with free will.
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08-02-2017, 07:20 PM
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The guilt becomes too much to bear and you kill yourself to silence the voices.
I wish I could be a genie with free will.
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08-02-2017, 07:21 PM
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You're a genie, bound to grant wishes to a convict named Will who broke free of prison.
I wish to live in peace.
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08-02-2017, 07:21 PM
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You're a genie, bound to grant wishes to a convict named Will who broke free of prison.
I wish to live in peace.
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08-02-2017, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Shodan
You're a genie, bound to grant wishes to a convict named Will who broke free of prison.
I wish to live in peace.
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If he's a convict, how is he "free"?
You're forced to live in North Carolina.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Peace_University
I wish I could teleport but only to places I've been before.
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08-02-2017, 07:24 PM
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You're a genie, bound to grant wishes to a convict named Will who broke free of prison.
I wish to live in peace.
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If he's a convict, how is he "free"?
You're forced to live in North Carolina.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Peace_University
I wish I could teleport but only to places I've been before.
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You can teleport, but only two places youve been before. Youre mother's womb, and where you were .00000001 seconds ago
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I wish I won a lottery jackpot
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08-02-2017, 07:29 PM
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You can teleport, but only two places youve been before. Youre mother's womb, and where you were .00000001 seconds ago
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I wish I won a lottery jackpot
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08-02-2017, 07:38 PM
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I wish I won a lottery jackpot
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You win the jackpot of a local fundraising lottery. 50 dollars.
I wish to have a very nice and attractive girlfriend.
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I wish to have a very nice and attractive girlfriend.
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08-02-2017, 07:47 PM
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You win the jackpot of a local fundraising lottery. 50 dollars.
I wish to have a very nice and attractive girlfriend.
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You're girlfriend is a human, and not an animated pony.
I wish your dad's nipples were fourteen inches long
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You win the jackpot of a local fundraising lottery. 50 dollars.
I wish to have a very nice and attractive girlfriend.
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You're girlfriend is a human, and not an animated pony.
I wish your dad's nipples were fourteen inches long
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You're girlfriend is a human, and not an animated pony.
I wish your dad's nipples were fourteen inches long
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Humans aren't attractive so you didn't fulfill my wish.
Your wish is granted, but he comes to fuck you with them.
I wish for 1 million dollars.
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You're girlfriend is a human, and not an animated pony.
I wish your dad's nipples were fourteen inches long
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Humans aren't attractive so you didn't fulfill my wish.
Your wish is granted, but he comes to fuck you with them.
I wish for 1 million dollars.
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Humans aren't attractive so you didn't fulfill my wish.
Your wish is granted, but he comes to fuck you with them.
I wish for 1 million dollars.
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you receive this 1 million dollars , that was taken from a renowned gang who then killed all your loved ones as they search, and continue to, for you.
I wish to never get pimples
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08-02-2017, 09:42 PM
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Humans aren't attractive so you didn't fulfill my wish.
Your wish is granted, but he comes to fuck you with them.
I wish for 1 million dollars.
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you receive this 1 million dollars , that was taken from a renowned gang who then killed all your loved ones as they search, and continue to, for you.
I wish to never get pimples
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You never get pimples, because you never hit puberty.
I wish that nobody will misinterpret this wish.
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You never get pimples, because you never hit puberty.
I wish that nobody will misinterpret this wish.
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Your wish was misinterpreted and you became a nobody.
I wish for nothing.
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Your wish was misinterpreted and you became a nobody.
I wish for nothing.
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