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The "I'm Not Racist" game.
Pretty simple, start a stereotypical/racist joke starting with the prefix "I'm not racist." examples below.
I'm not racist, but I think Hitler was great
I'm not racist, but I think black people play basketball as payback for slavery.
I'm not racist, but I think that chinese restaurants package chop sticks to make fun of Americans.
I'm not racist, but I purposefully capitalized American, and not chinese. ..Twice.
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The "I'm Not Racist" game.
Pretty simple, start a stereotypical/racist joke starting with the prefix "I'm not racist." examples below.
I'm not racist, but I think Hitler was great
I'm not racist, but I think black people play basketball as payback for slavery.
I'm not racist, but I think that chinese restaurants package chop sticks to make fun of Americans.
I'm not racist, but I purposefully capitalized American, and not chinese. ..Twice.
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09-08-2013, 10:50 PM
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Im not racist because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people......oops.
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09-08-2013, 10:50 PM
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Im not racist because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people......oops.
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09-08-2013, 10:54 PM
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I'm not racist, but I think Arabs hide hash in their turbans.
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09-08-2013, 10:54 PM
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I'm not racist, but I think Arabs hide hash in their turbans.
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09-08-2013, 10:55 PM
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I'm not racist, but I think George Zimmerman was correct.
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09-08-2013, 10:55 PM
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I'm not racist, but I think George Zimmerman was correct.
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09-08-2013, 11:00 PM
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Im not racist, but Michael Jackson seemed more talented being black.
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09-08-2013, 11:00 PM
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Im not racist, but Michael Jackson seemed more talented being black.
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09-08-2013, 11:05 PM
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I'm Not Racist..................
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09-08-2013, 11:05 PM
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I'm Not Racist..................
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09-08-2013, 11:21 PM
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I'm not racist, but homie don't play that.
S/o @ Krhyme Killz
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09-08-2013, 11:21 PM
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I'm not racist, but homie don't play that.
S/o @ Krhyme Killz
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09-09-2013, 10:29 AM
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I'm not racist, but it looks like everyone who works at a nail salon is sleeping on the job...
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I'm not racist, but I only report unattended bags left by Muslims...
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I'm not racist, but it looks like everyone who works at a nail salon is sleeping on the job...
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I'm not racist, but I only report unattended bags left by Muslims...
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09-09-2013, 10:32 AM
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I'm not racist, and this shit is stupid as hell.
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09-09-2013, 10:32 AM
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I'm not racist, and this shit is stupid as hell.
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09-09-2013, 10:34 AM
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I like the joke set up, tbh.
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09-09-2013, 10:34 AM
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I like the joke set up, tbh.
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