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Unread 03-04-2012, 01:08 PM
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Default Hello, I'm BLNK

That's BL NK... You get it? Because I'm just, not all there.

But besides that, why is critical thinking considered, "the dark side?" :S

@RULE, any comments?

Also, who knew that the added sum of formal charges of a molecule equals it's overall charge? I mean, it's basic chemistry, but seriously. Who knew?

I bet @Erupt-da-Monsta knew, he's one of the CIA intel computers. :S

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RULE said:
3 to post, 3 for votes.

Bl[ ]nk said:
Well, it's time to save lives.

I've heard Erupt's voice is programmed to emit a secret, deadly frequency to it's listeners.
It turns their brain to mush.

*Awkward pause...*

Bl[ ]nk said:
I'm pretending.
It's called imagination, RULE.
Get with it.

RULE said:
looooooool

Bl[ ]nk said:
You introspective asshole.
Go get a doctorate.
Or shot in the leg.
Or something.
Yeah.
I compared you to Watson.
What of it?

RULE said:
lool

Bl[ ]nk said:
I guess the "or something" would be to rent a small flat on Baker Street.
But, then I would have to move in.
And solve mysteries in London.
And Verity would want to have sex with me.
And I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment, yet.
Or that level of intimacy with her.
Not until she loses at least 20 pounds.
And dyes her hair dark brown.
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Default Hello, I'm BLNK

That's BL NK... You get it? Because I'm just, not all there.

But besides that, why is critical thinking considered, "the dark side?" :S

@RULE, any comments?

Also, who knew that the added sum of formal charges of a molecule equals it's overall charge? I mean, it's basic chemistry, but seriously. Who knew?

I bet @Erupt-da-Monsta knew, he's one of the CIA intel computers. :S

---------- Post added at 01:08 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:05 PM ----------

RULE said:
3 to post, 3 for votes.

Bl[ ]nk said:
Well, it's time to save lives.

I've heard Erupt's voice is programmed to emit a secret, deadly frequency to it's listeners.
It turns their brain to mush.

*Awkward pause...*

Bl[ ]nk said:
I'm pretending.
It's called imagination, RULE.
Get with it.

RULE said:
looooooool

Bl[ ]nk said:
You introspective asshole.
Go get a doctorate.
Or shot in the leg.
Or something.
Yeah.
I compared you to Watson.
What of it?

RULE said:
lool

Bl[ ]nk said:
I guess the "or something" would be to rent a small flat on Baker Street.
But, then I would have to move in.
And solve mysteries in London.
And Verity would want to have sex with me.
And I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment, yet.
Or that level of intimacy with her.
Not until she loses at least 20 pounds.
And dyes her hair dark brown.
 
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Unread 03-04-2012, 01:15 PM
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Next time you spit a verse, save up some of that filler to fill in that hugeeeeee crack in your chain.

And your video battle against Doc T kind of looks like you ate the camera man.

now next time think about what you say, we don't want fat on fat crime levels to rise any further

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Erupt may sound like a robot in that song, but you sound like you have a 'twinky' stuck in your throat (you actually do)
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Next time you spit a verse, save up some of that filler to fill in that hugeeeeee crack in your chain.

And your video battle against Doc T kind of looks like you ate the camera man.

now next time think about what you say, we don't want fat on fat crime levels to rise any further

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Erupt may sound like a robot in that song, but you sound like you have a 'twinky' stuck in your throat (you actually do)
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Unread 03-04-2012, 01:17 PM
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you fucking goofs
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you fucking goofs
 
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Unread 03-04-2012, 01:23 PM
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Aw. I made @Verity mad. Admit it, if I were solving the crimes of the London underworld, you would be all over my nuts. Admit it.
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Aw. I made @Verity mad. Admit it, if I were solving the crimes of the London underworld, you would be all over my nuts. Admit it.
 
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Unread 03-04-2012, 01:25 PM
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you didn't make me mad... you're weird
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Is that Verity's baby photo? No one show Doc T, he'll get a chubby... Wait, it's a little late for that.

What's up with his pinky ring not fitting?

But seriously, admit it Verity. My thorough knowledge, and understanding about the human mind would astound the pants right off of you. Literally. If you can get them past your thighs. And cankles. :S

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Is that Verity's baby photo? No one show Doc T, he'll get a chubby... Wait, it's a little late for that.

What's up with his pinky ring not fitting?

But seriously, admit it Verity. My thorough knowledge, and understanding about the human mind would astound the pants right off of you. Literally. If you can get them past your thighs. And cankles. :S

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its coz some1 poked your i out with there penis my guess it was that eyeg dude plus ur avvy points out u dont have hands on anything so fuck right off
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its coz some1 poked your i out with there penis my guess it was that eyeg dude plus ur avvy points out u dont have hands on anything so fuck right off
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Unread 03-04-2012, 01:40 PM
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... you LITERALLY make me feel sick.
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... you LITERALLY make me feel sick.
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NaturILL, you'll be losing your first round of the crew toruny. You're irrelevant. Keep talking dirty to me, Verity.
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NaturILL, you'll be losing your first round of the crew toruny. You're irrelevant. Keep talking dirty to me, Verity.
 
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