If you haven't seen it already....
26/08/2014 02:15 PM <Obey> I'd eject myself with the Ebola virus while french kissing Precious wilfully inside of a concentration camp while double dutching on top of 3000 thumbtacks wearing Jesus crown of thorns just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie from 43 miles away.
26/08/2014 02:12 PM <Dean> I'd cut off my ballsack, read all of barzilla's text battles, walk through a valley of shattered glass and let BLNK sit on me just so I can smell the last seat she sat on... In fifth grade.
26/08/2014 02:09 PM <Obey> over molten lava*
26/08/2014 02:09 PM <Obey> I'd share a needle with Magic Johnson while doing pushups for molten lava backwards getting the chinese water torture on my forehead just to smell her bike seat.
26/08/2014 02:08 PM <Obey> Lmaooo
26/08/2014 02:06 PM <Dean> Nicki's ass so fat it got self esteem problems