Okay guys, she replied again. You can either keep making her mad by mentioning her sister or shit like her mom having one of those "Fuck a married chick" accounts or talk about her ass (She's hella self conscious) or you could make the story REAL and have an actual conversation to make this actually last. You guys choose, but the second option will lead to more funny shit.
I'm surprised she hasn't blown up yet, I really thought the sister thing was going to make this hilariously bad, fuck you guys for that one lmaoo. (she thought something was going on between me and her sister because she's a lying cunt who hates me and lied about shit)
You know the rules, each post has to be 3 words long, and it has to be a direct reply to the comment above you. If you fuck the story up or say something random I will not include it, so it's best to just ignore those comments and keep going.
**Disclaimer: I have a girlfriend right now, I have no intentions of getting back with this ho and am doing this solely for the hilarity factor**