OKAY, IT'S FINISHED. I'M SENDING IT NOW.
I am pregnant with your brother's litter of puppies. I don't know how it happened but my nipples are starting to resemble Milk Duds. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I fucked your sister in the mouth and ass while recording with your moms camera. She's pregnant too, you're the dad. Congratulations! We're calling to tell you I'm commiting suicide with a plastic coathanger while watching The Walking Dead. Did I ever tell you I wanted to fist your new boyfriend and penetrate his tight little anus with my tiny yellow Asian dick? Have you seen my raps on Letsbeef.com? They're so erotic and seductive. My name is Subreal and I want your younglings. I pissed in your mouth while you were sleeping, you liked it. So in conclusion, I still love you and want sex again Sally.
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