No Regrets
I feel a cold breeze run thru my body from an open door
My head is spinning, my stomach turning, and I’m laid out on the bathroom floor
My garden is full of broken bottles exactly where the grass is
My vision is blurry, ask Mary to hurry, to show me where I dropped my glasses
I shout her name; MARY! MARY! ARE YOU THERE MARY!?
I hate being home alone, I need Mary without her the atmosphere is scary
I gather whatever strength is left in me, holding on to the sink
I should’ve remembered the stains, but I’m too fucked up to think
I slip off the sink, hit my head on the ground, luckily I didn’t faint
This headache is so extreme; opening my eyes causes me pain,
All I remember was Mary saying “Stop! Drinking so much, you’re insane!”
My stomach feels like it’s being hit up by comets!
I feel something running up my chest, I hope I gotta burp cuz I’m sick of the vomit!
As it quickly travels up my throat, it turns out I had to burp, PHEW!
But little did I know, that this burp smelt like shit, and right after I Puked
Thank God Mary aint here, I don’t want her to see me like this, none of this shit is cute
She’d most likely dump me. I’d be drinking, miserably texting her, while she stays on mute
I hate this shit! I can feel veins pop out of my forehead; I’m at a terrible state of mind!
Why do I even go to the Pub with these fake friends of mine? It’s all just a big waste of time!
Wait hold on... I remember shanty had a nice batty, and another blonde chick she also had a fatty
And they both whined on me at the same time! And damn shanty new how to work it
Maria was taking shots with her girlfriends; she didn’t even notice me damn that was perfect
Come to think of it, last night wasn’t so bad! Damn dude it was actually worth it,
Yeah I feel fucked now, but it doesn’t last for ever, true it’ll end!
Foreal I don’t regret none of it actually, shit fuck it! Tomorrow I might do it again!
[Mary = Girlfriend]
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