Originally Posted by EtH

"I'd have beaten EtH in all formats"

RULE has been ducking me in topicals for almost 3 years now. He refused to topical battle me, because "I'd easily win", 2 months before he became the topical champion (conveniently, I was banned at this point).

The only reason RULE won't topical battle me right now is because he knows that he wouldn't be dickrode to the win by guys who know fuck all about topicals like AfterThought or Grizz. No topical head would EVER think RULE beat Dono in the topical finals.

*Pre-EtH Ran Topical Champions*
OddGod (Whatever)
Jason - Hall of Fame Text Battler and Moderator
Rhetorick - Highly popular text battler and Moderator
Moses - Highly popular text battler and Moderator
RULE - Hall of Fame Text Battler and Admin

*EtH Ran Topical Champions*
LB's best topical battler Dono.
Not known for text battling Dirty Work.

Says it all really.

RULE got dickrode to the win and now point blank refuses to topical battle me. He also replies like "Lol, whatever", which he thinks he will hilariously do now, because he is afraid to answer MY question, why you ducking?

RULE's last excuse: You biasedly reset all the topical records when I was #1. I won't topical battle anymore.

*1 Month Later, RULE resets the LBT records*

tl;dr - RULE is afraid of EtH.

BOOM

Rhetorik and Jason are both dope as fuck at topicals...

Originally Posted by EtH

"I'd have beaten EtH in all formats"

RULE has been ducking me in topicals for almost 3 years now. He refused to topical battle me, because "I'd easily win", 2 months before he became the topical champion (conveniently, I was banned at this point).

The only reason RULE won't topical battle me right now is because he knows that he wouldn't be dickrode to the win by guys who know fuck all about topicals like AfterThought or Grizz. No topical head would EVER think RULE beat Dono in the topical finals.

*Pre-EtH Ran Topical Champions*
OddGod (Whatever)
Jason - Hall of Fame Text Battler and Moderator
Rhetorick - Highly popular text battler and Moderator
Moses - Highly popular text battler and Moderator
RULE - Hall of Fame Text Battler and Admin

*EtH Ran Topical Champions*
LB's best topical battler Dono.
Not known for text battling Dirty Work.

Says it all really.

RULE got dickrode to the win and now point blank refuses to topical battle me. He also replies like "Lol, whatever", which he thinks he will hilariously do now, because he is afraid to answer MY question, why you ducking?

RULE's last excuse: You biasedly reset all the topical records when I was #1. I won't topical battle anymore.

*1 Month Later, RULE resets the LBT records*

tl;dr - RULE is afraid of EtH.

BOOM

Rhetorik and Jason are both dope as fuck at topicals...