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**Obey** · #1 11-18-2013, 11:42 PM

Only 5 people you can bring, and why. (This should be comical, I'll go 1st.)

1. @RULE I'm bringing RULE because LL Cool J's a sly ass nigga. That dude could probably judo chop a zombie straight in half while hitting a MJ spin. I don't even give a fuck if he brings that red kangool jumpsuit. You're coming w/ me.

2. @EtH I'm bringing EtH for sure because he could probably troll a zombie to death. Make fun of his weird ass skin and addiction to eating other men. It'd be comical as fuck seeing him and RULE argue too.

3. @Lil Fidel Z I don't think it'd be acceptable to kill a zombie w/ out Fidel yelling: ''LMAAAAO THAT NIGGA JUST KICKED HIS DICK OFF, etc...'' It'd bring humor to the situation.

4. @Mokane We'd all need some elevation in our rap game during this bad time. Mokane might be the only dude to teach us religion and tell us he's going to shoot us in one sentence. We need the lord with us, and this is the ONLY way.

5. @Phenomonon Just in case we need any demonic rituals to burn the zombies to death. I'm pretty sure this dude has a machete too, so just in case we needed to slice lunch meat for our picnics, he's our guy for sure.

Notable nominees: @IV just in case we needed something for them to feast on while we hit the gettaway.

**Obey** · 11-18-2013, 11:42 PM

Only 5 people you can bring, and why. (This should be comical, I'll go 1st.)

1. @RULE I'm bringing RULE because LL Cool J's a sly ass nigga. That dude could probably judo chop a zombie straight in half while hitting a MJ spin. I don't even give a fuck if he brings that red kangool jumpsuit. You're coming w/ me.

2. @EtH I'm bringing EtH for sure because he could probably troll a zombie to death. Make fun of his weird ass skin and addiction to eating other men. It'd be comical as fuck seeing him and RULE argue too.

3. @Lil Fidel Z I don't think it'd be acceptable to kill a zombie w/ out Fidel yelling: ''LMAAAAO THAT NIGGA JUST KICKED HIS DICK OFF, etc...'' It'd bring humor to the situation.

4. @Mokane We'd all need some elevation in our rap game during this bad time. Mokane might be the only dude to teach us religion and tell us he's going to shoot us in one sentence. We need the lord with us, and this is the ONLY way.

5. @Phenomonon Just in case we need any demonic rituals to burn the zombies to death. I'm pretty sure this dude has a machete too, so just in case we needed to slice lunch meat for our picnics, he's our guy for sure.

Notable nominees: @IV just in case we needed something for them to feast on while we hit the gettaway.

11-18-2013, 11:42 PM	#1
Obey <Turnbull AC's> Rookie Champion Ranked Text Record 137 Won / 56 Lost Exclusive Text Record 1 Won / 1 Lost Join Date: Nov 2012 Voted: 9 audio / 317 text Posts: 2,907 Mentioned: 1083 Post(s) Tagged: 35 Thread(s)	LB Zombie Apocalypse: Who do you bring, Why? Only 5 people you can bring, and why. (This should be comical, I'll go 1st.) 1. @RULE I'm bringing RULE because LL Cool J's a sly ass nigga. That dude could probably judo chop a zombie straight in half while hitting a MJ spin. I don't even give a fuck if he brings that red kangool jumpsuit. You're coming w/ me. 2. @EtH I'm bringing EtH for sure because he could probably troll a zombie to death. Make fun of his weird ass skin and addiction to eating other men. It'd be comical as fuck seeing him and RULE argue too. 3. @Lil Fidel Z I don't think it'd be acceptable to kill a zombie w/ out Fidel yelling: ''LMAAAAO THAT NIGGA JUST KICKED HIS DICK OFF, etc...'' It'd bring humor to the situation. 4. @Mokane We'd all need some elevation in our rap game during this bad time. Mokane might be the only dude to teach us religion and tell us he's going to shoot us in one sentence. We need the lord with us, and this is the ONLY way. 5. @Phenomonon Just in case we need any demonic rituals to burn the zombies to death. I'm pretty sure this dude has a machete too, so just in case we needed to slice lunch meat for our picnics, he's our guy for sure. Notable nominees: @IV just in case we needed something for them to feast on while we hit the gettaway.
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