Hahaha man Modern Family is actually fucking hilarious imo
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"That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial"
“I’ll admit it. I’m turned on by powerful women. Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condolezza Rice, Serena Williams… Wait a minute.”
“I was gonna tell Claire about the dog. I was just waiting until she was in the right mood. Actually, I did get one right mood a couple nights ago… but I cashed that in for something else.”
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