Oh shit. Really me?! Of all people?! I would've never guessed. I didn't prepare a speech but lemme try to wing it. Ummmmm I just wanted to say thank you, I couldn't have done this without Tribble. He has guided me in the ways to be a true pussy, he symbolizes........no........ He is the EMBODIMENT of a BITCHMADE nigga and without that....*sheds tear* I wouldn't be where I am today. I don't know how he does it, he's the best mentor. I don't even think I deserve this award because I haven't even displayed a fraction of the skill that Tribble has at being an uneducated, shit-starting nigga. I am appalled at all the time and effort he has put in to MAKE DAMN SURE that he Bitches on 24/7 basis. Now that's dedication. You know what.....fuck it...... I don't deserve this award. Here Tribble. I appreciate your teachings but you have gone above and beyond the call of duty to show what an illiterate, ignorant, asshole you are and I simply can steal an award so prestigious from you. Everybody give Tribble a round of applause. Peace.
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