This one dude I see every day smells like complete shit. He's a normal dude but he's fat as fuck. And you know how the chubby ones smell worse cuz they sweat so much or can't wash all of their folds.. Whatever the case. He just smelled like straight ass.
And I'd let him know. Fuck that southern etiquette and hospitality I was taught as a youngster. Dude smelled like ass, and I'd always offer him deodorant.
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