Ok..from my daughter, who heard these at school:
"Little Jenny ran into the kitchen from the out side calling for her mom, "Mom, mom..I caught the barn on fire!"
"How could you do such a thing, Jenny? You just wait until your father gets home and punishes you!"
Jenny laughed to herself, her dad was in the barn."
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Jenny was making out with her botfriend. Suddenly, he slides his hand inside her bra...
Jenny laughed to herself, her money was in her sock.
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