One Liners:
Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off of walls?......Rick O' Shea!
paddy n mick are doing a crossword paddy says to mick how you spell paint mick replies what colour.
How do you confuse an Irishman,? Put two shovels against a wall, and tell him to take his Pick...
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Originally Posted by Ohs
i replied to 14 year old battles to bring back cats who aint around no more
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