I am tougher than a $2 steak.
I taught Jesus to walk on water.
I showed birds what wings were for.
I made Biggie go back to Cali.
I allow y'all to exist on this site only because my narcissism can only last so long without me growing lonely.
I went to the point of no return and returned..twice.
I was Mary's pimp and she was working on the corner for me when God rolled up.
I beat the Hulk in an arm wrestling match..with my weak hand.
I made @
BLNK get a gym membership when no one else could get him away from the computer screen.
I threw one hay maker and the most handsome man in the world turned into who you know as @
Mokane.