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Originally Posted by Dave
I jacked the Jamie Foxx in Miami Vice thing of going at it for like two minutes and pretending to come. Then collpase on top of her like you usually would. She's like "WTF? Is he already done?" and you sit back up and say "Nah I was only bullshitting...!"
Krhyme, haha yeah. I'm the dude laughing at the size of some of these dildos. You ever went into Anne Summers (or the american equivilent?). If you stand next to the dildo section, wait until a girl comes in around that area and say shit loud like "Damn, I wonder how they can take one of these...right up the cunt" and stuff and watch them want to rip your head off for disrupting their dildo shopping haha.
Also, if you walk into a chemist, watch EVERY girl in the place stiffen up, and watch them allow you to go straight to the front of the line. Them bitches ALWAYS buying vag cream.
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i think this what you talkin bout famo lol....