The year is 1999. . I'm headed for work at 6:30 in the morning, afer a long night of LSD and booze. . I drive a 67' Ford truck, three on the tree shifter, and its a rainy morning. . I take the back road, that just happens two have two dips, I know that on the second dip if you stay to the far right its not as severe. . Being that its raining when my tires touch the grass/mud on the far right, my tires on that side slip and the bed of my truck swings to the right. . I of course counter steer my wheel the oppoite drection and because the road is also wet now my truck bed is swinging to he left. . Thats when my door flys open. . Keep in mind its an old truck, heavy doors, all rubber mats, only a lap belt wich no longer latched. . As I reach for the door while trying to correct my rear end, my foot slips from my wet shoes and rubber mat. . The next thing I know my foot makes contact with the road and I'm sucked out of m truck. . Not completely though. . While getting pulled out when my foot contacted the road, I grab hold of my door handle and my steering wheel and actually run along the road with my truck a few strides. . The next thing I know im being dragged while gripping the door and steering wheel on my truck, I look down see grass and let go. . I do a few rolls in a soft ditch and am on my feet looking at my truck go through yards by itself door open Cypress Hill, Temples of Boom bumpin from my unmanned vehicle. . It manages not to hit a single tree or house or any other unforseable object as it slowly rolled into an old chain link fence. . Having only a few grass stains myself I collect my thoughts and truck and make it to work on time.
