You know you ghetto when
-You take your girl to Mcdonalds & only order a happy meal, with two waters.
-Your furniture is covered in plastic.
-You steal cable from your neighbor.(or its under your 5yr olds name)
-whoop your kids in public with a switch.
-still think Tupac is alive.
-someone you know is named after an alcoholic drink like Brandy or Cristal like the champagne
-your corner store ice cream man closes the doors when police drive by
-Your closet wardrobe consists of vintage jerseys from different teams.
-put grease you already cooked with in a jar
-ever sold or traded food stamps
-Your grandma has a mustache, and drinks Alazay all day while watching Montel than says suga come rub your granmamas corns.
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I got more sons than Ham
-the Gerasene-
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