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Originally Posted by Aggo
Blind in one eye. Otherwise jerking off would be like a little game of bizzys bloody knuckles.
Ok.
You're in a bed. Your dad is behind you, his penis is in your ass. Your mom is in front of you, your penis is in her vagina. To get out you have to move backwards or forwards. Would you rather back up to your dad, or push forward into your mom?
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Moving forward.
Would you rather be fisted by an anthropomorphic cactus, or let Jennifer Aniston peg you for an hour with a studded bad dragon strap on?