When he told me of his typical life, I thought he meant SEX WITH THE THOTS but when he said he was ploughing all day...he meant COLLECTING THE CROPS! He took his family wagon to the nearest machanic and said “I wanna MOD IT LIKE A GANGSTER” but as bad as he tried, the mechanic replied “Sorry sir, we can’t put HYDROLICS ON A TRACTOR”!
looooool
Closer fire too.
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