If these two faggots, linked up from bum fuck Canada & bum fuck Nebraska... got lit af & crashed UhMazings combine into a Canadian maple tree... they’re both on life support... there’s only two available outlets & my phones on 3%... who’s gettin the juice??? (This is a serious question)

If these two faggots, linked up from bum fuck Canada & bum fuck Nebraska... got lit af & crashed UhMazings combine into a Canadian maple tree... they’re both on life support... there’s only two available outlets & my phones on 3%... who’s gettin the juice??? (This is a serious question)