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**Shodan** · #4 01-14-2018, 04:19 PM

Official Betting Recommendations of the Shodan Bookmaking Corporation (all predictions assume no no-shows):

Louie Dawgs vs Bape: Bape has been coming up in the world of LB recently. I don't know Louie Dawgs too well, but if he comes like he did against BKC|Kalamite, I can't say I expect him to win. But then again, maybe Louie came much lighter than he could have because he knew that BKC would be an easy win. 2.5:1

Jimmy Hoffa vs OH MY GOD: Not gonna sway on an open battle. GLHF

Lil alzie vs Xwizit: Jimmy Hoffa gave some credit to Lil alzie in his predictions, along with Bnas. I appreciate his attempt to be positive and professional, but realistically, the only way Lil alzie can win this is if Xwizit no-shows. Xwizit is just many tiers above Lil alzie. 50:1

Rai vs Row: Probably BOTR other than my own, and likely to be very close. I'm leaning ever so slightly towards Row, but Rai could just as well win. 2.1:1

Bleu vs Fidel Z: This isn't an absolutely certain closed casket, unlike Lil alzie vs Xwizit and Bnas vs Aggo. With that said, if both show, I don't think anyone will put up the argument that Fidel Z is at all likely to win. Bleu is a multi-titled super-heavyweight widely considered the best on LB, whereas Fidel Z is a lower-middleweight. 20:1

Bnas vs Aggo: Again, Jimmy Hoffa tried to be positive and professional about his prediction for this battle, but realistically, we all know that the only way Bnas can get past this round is if Aggo is carted off to a concentration camp. Otherwise, 100-0 Aggo. 1000:1

EZ Boi vs Shodan: Obvious 100-0. ∞:1

Apache Curfew vs ILLicitt: I don't know ILLicitt too well, but if his verse in this battle is about as good as his first round verse, it will be better than anything I've ever seen Apache Curfew come out with. So, another likely clear body, albeit not as much so as Lil alzie vs Xwizit or Bnas vs Aggo. 8:1

**Shodan** · 01-14-2018, 04:19 PM

Official Betting Recommendations of the Shodan Bookmaking Corporation (all predictions assume no no-shows):

Louie Dawgs vs Bape: Bape has been coming up in the world of LB recently. I don't know Louie Dawgs too well, but if he comes like he did against BKC|Kalamite, I can't say I expect him to win. But then again, maybe Louie came much lighter than he could have because he knew that BKC would be an easy win. 2.5:1

Jimmy Hoffa vs OH MY GOD: Not gonna sway on an open battle. GLHF

Lil alzie vs Xwizit: Jimmy Hoffa gave some credit to Lil alzie in his predictions, along with Bnas. I appreciate his attempt to be positive and professional, but realistically, the only way Lil alzie can win this is if Xwizit no-shows. Xwizit is just many tiers above Lil alzie. 50:1

Rai vs Row: Probably BOTR other than my own, and likely to be very close. I'm leaning ever so slightly towards Row, but Rai could just as well win. 2.1:1

Bleu vs Fidel Z: This isn't an absolutely certain closed casket, unlike Lil alzie vs Xwizit and Bnas vs Aggo. With that said, if both show, I don't think anyone will put up the argument that Fidel Z is at all likely to win. Bleu is a multi-titled super-heavyweight widely considered the best on LB, whereas Fidel Z is a lower-middleweight. 20:1

Bnas vs Aggo: Again, Jimmy Hoffa tried to be positive and professional about his prediction for this battle, but realistically, we all know that the only way Bnas can get past this round is if Aggo is carted off to a concentration camp. Otherwise, 100-0 Aggo. 1000:1

EZ Boi vs Shodan: Obvious 100-0. ∞:1

Apache Curfew vs ILLicitt: I don't know ILLicitt too well, but if his verse in this battle is about as good as his first round verse, it will be better than anything I've ever seen Apache Curfew come out with. So, another likely clear body, albeit not as much so as Lil alzie vs Xwizit or Bnas vs Aggo. 8:1

01-14-2018, 04:19 PM	#4
Shodan <The Fire Nation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord Ranked Audio Record 2 Won / 4 Lost Ranked Text Record 111 Won / 73 Lost Exclusive Text Record 3 Won / 6 Lost Join Date: Jan 2014 Voted: 35 audio / 1085 text Posts: 2,971 Mentioned: 1226 Post(s) Tagged: 61 Thread(s)	Official Betting Recommendations of the Shodan Bookmaking Corporation (all predictions assume no no-shows): Louie Dawgs vs Bape: Bape has been coming up in the world of LB recently. I don't know Louie Dawgs too well, but if he comes like he did against BKC\|Kalamite, I can't say I expect him to win. But then again, maybe Louie came much lighter than he could have because he knew that BKC would be an easy win. 2.5:1 Jimmy Hoffa vs OH MY GOD: Not gonna sway on an open battle. GLHF Lil alzie vs Xwizit: Jimmy Hoffa gave some credit to Lil alzie in his predictions, along with Bnas. I appreciate his attempt to be positive and professional, but realistically, the only way Lil alzie can win this is if Xwizit no-shows. Xwizit is just many tiers above Lil alzie. 50:1 Rai vs Row: Probably BOTR other than my own, and likely to be very close. I'm leaning ever so slightly towards Row, but Rai could just as well win. 2.1:1 Bleu vs Fidel Z: This isn't an absolutely certain closed casket, unlike Lil alzie vs Xwizit and Bnas vs Aggo. With that said, if both show, I don't think anyone will put up the argument that Fidel Z is at all likely to win. Bleu is a multi-titled super-heavyweight widely considered the best on LB, whereas Fidel Z is a lower-middleweight. 20:1 Bnas vs Aggo: Again, Jimmy Hoffa tried to be positive and professional about his prediction for this battle, but realistically, we all know that the only way Bnas can get past this round is if Aggo is carted off to a concentration camp. Otherwise, 100-0 Aggo. 1000:1 EZ Boi vs Shodan: Obvious 100-0. ∞:1 Apache Curfew vs ILLicitt: I don't know ILLicitt too well, but if his verse in this battle is about as good as his first round verse, it will be better than anything I've ever seen Apache Curfew come out with. So, another likely clear body, albeit not as much so as Lil alzie vs Xwizit or Bnas vs Aggo. 8:1 __________________ I'm retired from LetsBeef. Spoiler for Ya Boi's Signature: Spoiler for My punches hit you like: Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE: Spoiler for A wise man once said: "Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots" - space_dabree, discussing the outcome of his battle with Shodan. Spoiler for More words of wisdom: "Your iq is too low to vote on my shit. Grab ddthabeast, take some literacy courses, get hooked on phonics and come talk to me then." - Teeteegee, discussing a fair vote left which Shodan left on a battle of his. Spoiler for ILLoKWENT's declaration of love: "fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime... - ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question. Spoiler for More love from illokwent: "Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.." - Read, and then sigged. Last edited by Shodan; 01-14-2018 at 04:22 PM.
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