This isnt as simple as "cosmetics" either which is an easy wordplay, go ahead and explain how you thought of both RECOGNIZE SPEECH/WRECK A NICE BEACH and KALEIDOSCOPE EYE/Colitis go by" in the same battle but didnt get any help from oronym lists

better yet-
I'm not attempting to muddy this shit up with semantic nonsense, lets simply allow the public to decide if this is really suspicious or not. Surely you have faith in your peers to follow your same logic since you're so innocent?