2 Girls, One x-Cal.
Shit if that wasn't the crappiest comparison I've seen sludge out of someone's brain and typed out with some lincoln log lookin' fingers.
Out of all the "extreme" comparisons you could've pointed out, which could've made sense, you immediately go to that particular, very probe specific niche as an example. I bet you had a shit eating grin when you typed that out, like yeah they'll get this
You really shit the bed this time. *Insert 50 other obvious puns*
Dueces