1. Now, because you know I'm right and have no valid counter to what I'm saying, you're lashing out and resorting to name calling. You asked me to vote. You made this thread (specifically asking for responses). You hoped that everyone would see things your way but we don't. You can't have a hissy fit over that.
2. Why would I be biased? Who would I be biased to or against? You, a guy I spoke to about some old shit and never said anything negative to. Or MaCc...a guy I actively insult at every turn?
3. Figurative* (Archer's face). Anyways, I've definitely never heard someone say "I was in the park and this guy was cheesing like fuck". Perhaps in some places that term exists, but if it doesn't exist where I'm from or where someone else is from then how can you expect them to get it? Can't be mad at that. If I write a Henrik Larsson punch, I can't be pissed off if you don't get it.
4. I'm not specifically tired of the name calling, although you could probably do with some better attempts. I just find it telling that you make this thread, trying your best to look as intelligent as possible, but when you know you're bested you resort to "Fuck u u sukk dicc". You can say your "taste" is better (because professional wrestling interests clearly factor into text rap battling), but now you're talking about opinions. In my opinion, and I assume in Cel's opinion, your verse was fucking horrendous. I'm pretty sure most of the site would absolutely agree with that assessment. Perhaps your taste is superior to everyone else's, but unfortunately for you all you happen to be tasting is defeat.
5. You didn't write a punchline about his being narcissistic. You just stated it. If someone's name is "Rob Bender" and your line is "Your name is bender so you are gay"...that's not a punchline. You acknowledged that he is narcissistic, okay then. Are you going to write a punchline about it or just state the obvious? Sometimes you don't need a punchline. I write a lot of statement "diss" stuff whenever I write personals, which typically only resonates with a small percentage. Regardless, these only work when the insult is REALLY personal, or perhaps is some information that people didn't know. You're essentially just telling us he's narcissistic because he had God in his name...yeah mate...we deduced that ourselves.
6. Why are you relating everything to a geographical location? I'm from Scotland for the record (cue random pass off of Scotland, not acknowledging that two of the site's biggest Hall of Famers are Scottish). Who said anything about the size of the figurative tree? I didn't.
Paragraph 1. So MaCc is a doofus who thinks his verse is dope yet it sucks, and you're a genius who thinks his verse is dope because it is? To be honest, I reckon both of you are more towards the lacking upstairs side of things because neither of you have the ability to critically look at your own body of work and see it like everybody else does. It's not good, not good at all.
Paragraph 2. Apology accepted.
Paragraph 3. This thread directly conflicts with you "not caring". You are trying to get me to vote for you...that's what competition is. You want everyone to vote for you. If they aren't voting for you, 99 times out of 100 it's because you have a problem with what you are doing. You can say it's my fault all you want, but that doesn't really change the fact that your verses are still going to be terrible and you're still going to lose battles.
Paragraph 4. You're going to have to work considerably harder to hurt my feelings. So far you've said "You're stupid and a faggot". Essentially all you have to do is add in "Kill yourself" and "retard" and you're every internet cliche going. I'd also suggest throwing in some reaction gifs that you specifically look up and copy and paste. Also, tell me I'm mad a lot, that should do the trick. Anyways, as a battler you are absolutely inferior. I'm not really interested in battling but feel free to send something and I'll more than prove it to you.
Finally, Dead Pool sucks because it's not part of MCU. If there's no chance of you making a cameo in the superhero world, get on your bike. BRING BACK AGENT CARTER!
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