Punk: I'm relevant as fuck.
Fidel Z: You sure are man.
Punk: Watch this, ima make a thread and I bet it gets loads of views.
Fidel Z: Gosh golly gee wiz, you sure are smart.
Punk: Fow real. I made the thread.
Fidel Z: Dope thread.
Punk: Wow look how many people are posting. I'm relevant as fuck.
Fidel Z: I wish I could be that relevant some day.
Furthermore, I officially request, nay, demand, that you change the crew picture for The Purge. For 3+ years on Letsbeef, The Warriors has been my territory. I've always accused you of trying to copy my schtick, but The Warriors, which included the Baseball Furies, is off limits to Letsbeef. The Moonrunners, Electric Eliminators, Gramercy Riffs, Panzers and many more are official trademark of EtH, of course along with Turnbull ACs. If you ask nicely, I'll give you the Lizzies or Jones Street Boys. That's the kind of respect you command.
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