Ight. So me and my boy driving after finishing work. You know what its like you talking bullshit, eying up birds walking down the street being a drooling perv n shit. And he clocks this 1 chick and starts saying some shit to me about, I don't remember exactly but you get the idea. lol.
And I'm like she looks about 14 laughing at him. Now my eye site is pretty fucked, but she was waling towards us on on my side of the car, not to mention we were passing a school lmfao.
So it gets into a debate as were still driving. Lol. He sees his ass with me and says
"Nah it's just you with ya fucking pigeon eyes"
I didn't even clock what he said at first and carried on laughing and joking until it finally dawned on me and I stop like.... did he just say pigeon eyes!? ROFL.
I burst out laughing shouting Pigeon eyes in that wtf u idiot when someone says the dumbest shit ever in an attempt to fire back at you.
Still laughing as I say this I'm like "pigeon eyes? wtf are they doing flying into lamp posts and shit, how the fuck you think they fly?"
I can see his brain ticking away trying think of the answer, his lips scrunching tryna find the word as he's flapping his hand about trnya make it pop into his head.
"You know, the beeping thing....SONAR?"
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"Thats bats you fucking idiot"
