Dunno If its my "Best", but 1 line I really liked.
If it’s a ‘war with words’ then your BARS LACKING GRAMMER, the Fucks colder? this foot soldier is equipped with LARGE PLASTIC HAMMERS so BANK ON A LONG FROWN, “Arm me with a pen” & ”TANKS’LL BE DRAWWWWWN OUT” like ‘SARCASTIC MANNORS’!! (Army, Thanks)