Body Bag Contract
 

Just sign here to get yours, free of charge.

I will sign here. I am interested in receiving a body bag, as my last one is filled with sperm. Yes, I use body bags as condoms.....My penis is quite large.

john hancock

ps. protection is gay

Maybe when you're fucking a guy with them.

thats very true, have u ever used a female condom? makes it feel like your fuckin a wet plastic bag, not so fun

Female Condom? I just call it a vagina.

that akward moment when you talking about penises

The awkward moment when you realize that you posted in the wrong thread.

What the fuck is going on here? I'm never going to work again.......the shit you guys pull.