Rd 1: Slypro vs Jibberish LBDT 11
 

The Voting Catagorys Are

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(bad movie intro)
*Jibberish moonwalks onto stage*
"Well ladys and gentlement, welcome to the gong show!!!"
*does a Chuck Barris twitch and points a gun at the cameraman*

This is a check out, I told Just C i wont be dropping any tracks i'm pulling out the tourny good luck to all in yer future endeavors!!

*sniffs*
*sadly moonwalks off stage*
*gunshot in the distance then a thump on the floor*







and slypro is a pooey cock wranglin monster

*matt damons voice in the background and the sound of poker chips*

i will step in...............mi an jibb already talked so is that koo

if just c is cool wit it, hes the only holdin the tourney

check...
Lets go!!!

Yeah I'm cool with it..If u can delete all your comments except your check ins that would be great..i want the tracks to be posted on this page so the judges dont have to search through pages of comments just to find them..I'll delete this along with my other commetnts when u both post...Goodluck

Edit:

Deleted my other comments

someone delete the freeposts i dunno how and im done already, i might redo it n post again before the deadline though, i did this real quick


listen imma get TECHNICAL
told him i would collab
but i never MEANT TA CALL
cuz we know hes a pussy
look he even just CHECKED HIS BALLS
no virus but im INFECTOUS YALL
he wanted me TO rePLY
but i was TO HIGH just TO FLY
afraid id get jerked
ya i said he SCREW GUYS
i free like DONATIONS
but my FLOWS GREAT AND
and this german HAITIAN
knows his HOES HATIN
his instrumentals on some DANCER SHIT
so i hope you fucken get CANCER BITCH
try to team up on WHITEY
cuz 1 on 1 you cant FIGHT ME
im heavy and you LIGHT SEE
so i'll give you beats
but no DILLA CRACK
and hes REALLY WACK
even bombin trains
he wouldnt KILL A TRACK
plus im REALER.... FACT
with the ILLEST OF RAPS
so lets that a PILL TA THAT
fuck em but no FILLIN HIS CRACK
just to mention change ya style so you gonna get SHOT AND KILLED
cuz fuck nigga ya verse was BOUGHT AND BILLED
man ya rhymes are NOT INSTILLED...
so like baseball they'll always be CAUGHT IN FIELD!!
you could be a ninja but ive been TAUGHT TO WIELD
and you aint even prepared
cuz you dont even know what SPOT TO SHIELD
and i call my blade a fillet cuz i GOT YOU PEELED!!
imma -CANNIBLE- ill MURDER THE BEAT
flow so -deMANDABLE- ABSURD IN THE LEAST
spit fire -FLAMMABLE-, so WORD TA THE STREET
call me -HANNIBLE-, ya HEARD OF THIS BEAST??
man you be 'fallin off' so watch out for THAT DROP
cuz its gonna leave ya career 'expired' like FLAT POP
fuck 'steppin to me'
and you aint even 'jump further' then a CATS HOP
and man the 'stuffy nose/stuff he knows'
will get you buried under my BLACK TOP
cuz this nigga 'owes me money' like i was sellin CRACK ROCK
and nigga you weird
cuz you SHOCK BLOCKS of fags just cuz you STALK COCKS!!

rest was some freestyle shit i added because it wasnt long enough