Would You Rather...
 

... Be blind in one eye or Have a penis the size of BizzyOne's hands?

Answer and post a new one.

Wait, how big are his Bizzy One's hand?

Blind in one eye doesn’t seem that bad compared to the alternative.
@BizzyOne to thread. They roastin you homie.

Blind in one eye. Otherwise jerking off would be like a little game of bizzys bloody knuckles.

Ok.

You're in a bed. Your dad is behind you, his penis is in your ass. Your mom is in front of you, your penis is in her vagina. To get out you have to move backwards or forwards. Would you rather back up to your dad, or push forward into your mom?

What in the actual fuck lmaooo

Just answer the question damnit!

By the sound of it, it would be hard to see my penis with both eyes if it was that size, so I think the logical choice is to just be blind in one.

Yeah, I'd be blind.

Yall are ducks

I’m moving forward. I don’t think I’ve ever answered a more fucked up question in my life so you’re payin for my therapy sessions.