Worst Wordplay Ever
 

Debate in the other thread made me think it'd be a good thread on its own.....we're all guilty of writing at least one or seen an example that made us cringe. Post your examples, yours or someone else's, of the worst wordplay ever....

"I'll fulla basket w/ carts" go n' find a grocer/grosser line

Last time we seen anything "Wonderful/Wand to pull from Lockhart" it's when the SNAKE WAS DEFEATED In the CHAMBER OF SECRETS

Lockhart and I have collected some truly stunning examples of wack WP. Here are two perennial favorites:

this a WEAPON SPORT... Kido? What you FLEXING FOR ?' You'll see missles' like playstations TEKKEN FORCE( yoshimitsu) [Source]

I leave dis bitch tied up sayin "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" stuck ON A MAT TO PEE ON!(Onomatopoeia) [Source]

The chin on “MAN delicate” enough to make the SWELLIN ON DUDE seem like a NELSON COSTUME (Mandela Kit) - Shiznit

now they call this faggot giggles because when he wiggles i'll show him how warm(worm) the gun is. - bnas


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Hyper ball lickin time is the only possible answer

Nic a raw whaaaa? / Nicaragua is at least level with hyper ball lickin time.

Its not as hilarious.

Grizz and Pulses battles could fill this thread. Mix in some Jacoby and rican

Unrelated note, have you guys heard that garbage and sculpture rhyme?