By now, every LB regular ought to know that Rohaan has been permanently banned from here, due to his pervasive patterns of trolling, harassment, ban evasion, and soon reverting to his typical behavior whenever he is offered another chance. Unfortunately, some people apparently believe that Rohaan was unjustifiably banned, or that the "activity" generated by his misbehavior is somehow beneficial to the site. Hopefully, the following compilation of compelling evidence will inform Rohaan's few remaining defenders of his true nature.
Spoiler for Exhibit #1: Rohaan Schools Himself:
Rohaan used this line on June 7:Ill "school you to that degree" w/o SLIDING CASH FA' COLLEGE FEES [Source]
He liked that setup so much that he couldn't help but reuse it a week later:You'll "get these bucks" once I "School u to that degree" like u "GOING TO A COLLEGE"! [Source]
But wait, there's more! DaDDiO used a similar setup against RhetoriK:if ya'll 'push me to that degree' like COLLEGE PROFESSORS? [Source]
Rohaan has stated that he admires DaDDiO [source]. And considering that DaDDiO's battle above is a famous one from his only tournament, it's almost certain that Rohaan had read it.
Spoiler for Exhibit #2: Inspector Shodan is Lurking:
Rican used this in a scheme tournament battle which had the scheme "VATICAN CHURCHES":put that 'chopper in ya head' but it aint tha hat inspector GADGET HAD WORKED WITH [Source]
Rohaan used this line against me in a scheme tournament battle which had the practically identical scheme "SCRATCHING THE SURFACE":Give em that work like DAN IS MY SERVANT then have a couple "choppers at his top" like "Inspector GADGET IS LURKING" [Source]
Spoiler for Exhibit #3: Fuck me harder, Daddy!:
Rohaan needs professional help. Sadly, his idea of "help" is helping himself to other people's concepts. He used this line in Scheme Tournament #6:He wont have a 'clean sweep' cuz the GUY IS WHACK WITH ALL HIS SCHEMES wit more 'bull-shit in his pad' than the houses Indian 'TRIBALS HAVE IN POVERTY! [Source]
Sadly, Rohaan isn't smart enough to realize that, if he bites from well-known battles, he will likely get caught. This is why he used the above line, despite the fact that he stole it from another tournament battle of DaDDiO's:Iont care if he's from a jungle some WHERE IN THE DISTANCE.. He made his House-from Cow-dung n' RARELY GETS VISITS so when I say he puts 'Bull shit Inside his Pad?' they can't tell if he's pre-PARING A SENTENCE or re-PAIRING HIS VILLAGE [Source]
Considered separately, each of the above three exhibits would be suspicious. Considered together, and along with Rohaan's moral character, they prove that he is a biter and recycler. Of course, biting and recycling can happen unintentionally, and biting accusations can be wrong. But here, the whole is greater than the sum of its parts, and the above evidence cannot be dismissed as the product of some combination of coincidence and accident. Furthermore, Rohaan has probably bitten on many other occasions that I don't know about. Can there be a second opinion about this?
Subreal
11-02-2017 05:39 PM
I've always thought that Rohaan just recycles and reworks other people's concepts as well. He takes people's bars and reworks them just enough so that it isn't a bite he can get banned for.
KG The Prince
11-02-2017 06:11 PM
rohaan just got bitten
Seul
11-02-2017 06:15 PM
1st and 3rd point look hella' suspicious, but the 2nd one - chopper / hat - inspector gadget is the first fucker that comes to my mind.
None the less,
#FreeRohaan
Edit* He was nice to me :(
Edit* I was actually about to make an inspector gadget line like that but figured it was played.
Esso
11-02-2017 07:30 PM
school/degree and inspector gadget gun bars are mad obvious....the bull shit bar is a little harder to come up with for the first time twice.
Supsie
11-02-2017 09:30 PM
Get a life Shodan, get a .... L.I.F.E, Rohaan was an is a fuck wit too.
EtH
11-02-2017 09:59 PM
All this thread reminds me is how fucking dope that line on Rican was. DaDDiO isn't my favourite but when he hit, he fucking hit.
Supsie
11-03-2017 08:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Matrix 2007
(Post 1136037)
All this thread reminds me is how fucking dope that line on Rican was. DaDDiO isn't my favourite but when he hit, he fucking hit.
