Best Bar of the Month (October Bar-Fest '15)
 

Below are listed the bars which won their rounds in this month's One Bar PPV. Please vote on the poll and select which bars were the best. You may select more than one. The outcome of this poll will determine this month's PPV champion (whoever comes in first place) as well as our number one contender who will challenge the champion in next month's PPV (whoever comes in second place). DO NOT VOTE FOR SELF OR CREW-MATE.


[Bar #1]
I'm HURTING-MEN-WITH-BLOWS causing CERTAIN-DEATHS-FOR-HOES i'll have Kid's SURFACE-GETTIN-TORN you about to see "Fist-fucked" when my BULLETS "STRETCH-HIS-HOLES"

[Bar #2]
first.. 'smoke a J' NOW IM LIFTED.. so it'll be a "walk in the park" to leave em lyrically LAYED OUT FROM FISTS WHEN i "throw 1 swing over 1 bar" & "push dis kid around" *higher* then PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT!!!

[Bar #3]
Don't try to attack, or I'm letting the LEAD BANG YA, but your name is 'Capone,' so you're already a DEAD GANGSTA. It's 'tough to handle heat' when he's GOT NO FANS, so I'll leave 'Savage' dead, he ain't a 'MACHO-MAN'

[Bar #4]
Da curse of HAMMA? OFF DIS JERK da CANNON'S COCKED TO BURST & "put 3 holes in dis bitch" it'll have SANTA CLAUSE CONCERNED have em "dun in from da sin" cuz we all know "187's comin to an end" when da LAMB OF GOD RETURNS!

[Bar #5]
"School's out" so I'll BEAT YA CONSISTENTLY FAM so when you hear that "bell ring"? "3 Dots"'ll leave you in a box outside your house but I'm not working part-time as a PIZZA DELIVERY MAN!!

[Bar #6]
It can either be 3 16's or 1 bar. There's no debating C LOST THIS cause RI'S CONCEPTS? Stone cold n something that u don't SEE OFTEN. Papi whoop-ass & 'open a couple cans on him' like STEVE AUSTIN, IN THE RING TAUNTIN'!

[Bar #7]
'ginga' ? she got a rep with the BRO'S IN THE PARK ,see they call her 'ice princess' cos her legs always seem 'FROZEN' APART , and damn , seen plenty of 'hot pussies' but this the first one that GLOWS IN THE DARK !!

[Bar #8]
Rant's nice for taking time out to TUTOR THE SLOW KIDS cuz no one 'Phillis, Bess wisecracks', they aint conFUSED WITH SOME DOPE SHITS, 'Shirley, Agnes jokes' growin tired, we findin yer 'HUMOR IS OLD, BITCH'!!

Delete my vote

@NOBLE It will be more convenient if you name each bar's poster in the OP.

Also, I've never heard of my selected bar's writer before, unless he changed his name/switched accounts. Props to him for that.

I wanted it like this where it's simply numbered (bar #1, bar #2, etc.) because I don't want people's names to be a factor. I'd rather people just focus on the bars themselves rather than feel inclined to vote for certain names because they're known to be better battlers than the rest.

^^^ THIS IS WHY NOBLE IS AN ADMIN ... and always has been one of the best mods/admin ^^^ Policies of Equality being Upheld .... Good Looks, Fam! :grass:

@NOBLE While I get where you're coming from:

1. Some of these bars are apparent nameplays. For those, without being able to see its target, I won't know whether it was a good nameflip or not.

2. If people want to find that out, or dickride, they can Google the bar. All I'm requesting are minor changes for convenience.

3. If we don't know who wrote the bar, how can we avoid voting for our crewmates? Nobody I know who's in a large crew reads every battle a crewmate does.

First bar- setup was total filler and the wording in the setup was awkward too. HURTING MEN WITH BLOWS sounds kind of ehh. Plus "have kids SURFACE GETTING TORN" has two different tenses which fucks up the readability. Not to mention the setup is not related to the punchline in any way. The punchline in itself is kind of generic and a reach. I get it that you're battling Kid Fisto but Why would you put "fist fucked" and "stretching holes" in quotes, the comparison is hardly there. Yes holes are stretched when you fist fuck someone but that's an obvious comparison and not a complex one. Wording and execution in the punch and the build up is sloppy too. In fact there is no build up to the punch, it seems as if the punch is just put in there randomly.

Second bar- I liked how you kept the setup relevant with the main punchline throughout and props for managing to tie in a relevant idiom in there as well. I just felt that the "smoke a J" bit was out of place. I think this bar was creative. I get the "over the bar/higher than playground equipment" analogy you tried there which in my opinion was out of the box. The punch didn't hit quite as hard but I really liked your concept and the way you executed it with clean wording.

Third bar- the gunplay in the setup with the "lead bang ya" was straight filler and didn't contribute to the main punchline. I make it that you were battling Savage Capone and hence the nameplay? I thought that the Gangster concept/nameplay idea was a very obvious one especially against a dude with Capone in his name. Plus the flip on the Savage part of his name was basic. Because I felt the "randy savage-macho man" was a straight out basic comparison without any complexity. Plus the "GOT NO FANS" bit was out of place and didn't work well as the build up to the Macho Man punch either.

Fourth Bar- I felt the bar was total filler from the start to finish. The gunplay was not needed and was immature. The wording was ok and the flow was certainly there but you were lacking the idea to work upon. The setup felt like a different bar with the same scheme due to the lack of relevancy in terms with the main punchline. The concept in the punchline wasn't crazy either. The comparison was a bit of a reach and didn't work so well according to me.

Fifth bar- Ok, so you'll "BEAT HIM CONSISTENTLY" because "school is out"? Straight filler, so just because his school is out, you'll beat him consistently? That doesn't even make sense. I felt that this bar had so much potential but it was a failed attempt at being complex. Let me break it down this way- though your build up was related to the main punchline, the connection (3 dots/dominoes I believe) is a bit obscure because you didn't mention Dominoes anywhere in the bar, not even in the setup. You just mentioned "Pizza.." which didn't do justice to the build up in my opinion as there are other pizza companies with different logos not necessarily connected with the "dots" like how dominoes is. Coming to the main punchline, I get the "bell ring/pizza delivery" connection but how does "him being in a box" connect to you delivering pizzas? Just because pizzas are in a box and are delivered DOESNT justify the concept you used. The way you worded it, it seemed as if you will leave him in a box outside his home like a Pizza Delivery guy which is laughable and makes no sense. I get the connections in the bar but as a whole, the execution of the idea and the wording of the punchline is skewed at best.

Sixth Bar- one of the best bars I have read so far. Everything tied in perfectly with each other, the 3:16/stone cold reference with the gunplay punchline related to the cans Austin opens in the ring was commendable. Not only the setup but the build up was relevant to the punchline as well. And a double ended multi to top it off, great job.

Seventh bar- the whole "rep...park" line was filler and not needed and I felt that you just added it there just because it fit the rhyme scheme. Ice Princess/legs frozen apart reference was a bit too basic. I don't get why you guys put basic references in quotes when the comparisons are straightforward and basic and require no hard thinking. The punch was not related to the setup and the build up and was just randomly introduced. I felt that the punch was funny but it lacked the sting and didn't hit hard for me. What I mean to say is that it lacked a certain concept or an analogy or an idea to base the punchline upon. It was a straight basic funny statement rather than a "battle punchline" in my opinion.

Eighth bar- the wording in the setup was sloppy in terms of the wordplay. And it didn't read well because the wordplay only works one way grammatically and sounds awkward if read the other way round. Other than that, I like the fact that you put much thought into the nameplay in the build up to the punch. I get the Shirley Agnes reference and I also liked how you framed the punch with the "humor is old, bitch" tied in with the Shirley Agnes reference but I felt that the punch didn't hit quite as hard, the concept was definitely creative but the punch didn't hit hard in my opinion. Like I said, I like your creativity and the thought you put into the bar but I felt that the punch was kind of average.

MVGT- Bar 6 for a better overall bar, much better setups and build ups and punchline. Liked the fact how the bar was framed from start to finish with little to no filler.

I'm keeping it anonymous. If you want to find out where the bars came from or who was the target of a name flip, you can check links in the OP of the other thread titled "One Bar PPV: October Bar-Fest '15." If someone accidentally votes for their crew mate, it will be removed anyway. By the time the poll closes, all votes would have been checked.

voted

Disregard that last message @NOBLE


Voted.