Best Punchlines of Round 1: Scheme Tourney
 

Post the best.

I'll post my favorites in a minute. My ipad doesn't let me copy and paste, so I have to post them manually.

I know he’s SEEMIN TOUGH WHEN this M-C IS BUSTIN but SON PLEASE, TRUST ME, when you’ve done LS-D AND STUFF THEN REEFER’S NOTHIN!

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Now it's TIME TO UNLOAD:- This aint a TURKISH DISASTER but when my major hits begin HURTING THIS RAPPER; all his 'MINORS' EXPLODE!

Do you honestly believe on the TYPING YOU'RE KNOWN? Your a 'gatekeeper' who's only seen 'guarding paths' like the EYES OF A GNOME!
-@Dave

(Lol) she also digs golden showers so after I BACKS UP OFF IT she wants me to aim at her face and "Pee Tah My Hearts Content" like I'm KATNISS LOST IN PASSION CONSTANT!!

S/O to @Wonderbred @Dave and @GOOD GRIEF. Those aren't in order, but that's my top 3.

I just got mentioned twice in a best lines thread.

That beats my previous record of 0 substantially.

If 'eth has skills' it's IRONY SO...If your saying 'Eth ah kill Wiz' you'd actually have-to-see that GUY IN THE ROBE known for BINDING THE STONE with the mythical blade for the RIGHTS FOR THE THRONE.
-@Wizdumb™

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I thought the pussy fitted/puma line was cool.

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you like movies?? im that VILLAIN FROM 'EM, tap out I got this shit 'hands-down' like goRILLA'S RUNNING 'I swear, he gon get spanked' .. CHILDREN CUSSING, you ignorant fucker, why click the subMISSION BUTTON if you 'come up short, from the jump' like SILLY STUNT-MEN!?
-@reEFer

Wonderbred and reEFer had the strangest scheme of all-time. There was TWO ways to read it.

Yah, I pronounce PEELING as PILLING.

That's like the ghetto pronunciation.

Now I'm the one with the retarded scheme :(

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The odd thing, was that they both used different pronunciations.

I say it like Peeling but I instantly knew ReeF was going to be ghettoing it up lmao.